Oh right Kay, I just realized: I'm gonna get laid by a beautiful Thai woman tonight.
What are you going to be doing tonight.
Oh right Kay, I just realized: I'm gonna get laid by a beautiful Thai woman tonight.
What are you going to be doing tonight.
Watching you.
Well, I guess that makes 2 of you who are going to be disappointed tonight.
Look on the bright side. There's 1/2 a bottle of day old beer
Unfortunately she will be needing it a little later.
No doubt it will be a " short."
You jerk. I took the high road and resisted making that comment.
I'm going to invite Connor over to warn you. Followed by A_L_I_E to accuse of you of being a pig.
You are missing the V sign, so to speak.
Oh GAWD!! She/he/it has 2 loves in her/his/its life now.
Someone call the deprogrammers.
No doubt it will be a " short."
You jerk. I took the high road and resisted making that comment.
I'm going to invite Connor over to warn you. Followed by A_L_I_E to accuse of you of being a pig.
A.L.I.E. has a bacon fetish.
No doubt it will be a " short."
You jerk. I took the high road and resisted making that comment.
I'm going to invite Connor over to warn you. Followed by A_L_I_E to accuse of you of being a pig.
A.L.I.E. has a bacon fetish.
Even the worse huminaty has to offer has at least 1 redeeming quality.
No doubt it will be a " short."
You jerk. I took the high road and resisted making that comment.
I'm going to invite Connor over to warn you. Followed by A_L_I_E to accuse of you of being a pig.
A.L.I.E. has a bacon fetish.
Even the worse huminaty has to offer has at least 1 redeeming quality.
Yeah right. He wants to crush everybody like a turd. Sounds normal.
Computer died. I'm broke. The only thing in the house to drink is 1/2 a bottle of day old beer.
Nice to meet you 2015.