Keep bs to a minimum by banning dumb teenagers like me from from starting dumb threads like this.

And don't say that people can lie about their age, because they really can't.

If this spam is deleted by staff, I will consider it a show of approval.

A valid point. 
Lol, jk, boobs. 

It's 9:59! Look at the timestamp!

I have yet to see a correlation between age and maturity.

Exactly, which is why the perpetrators of these dumb threads won't be able to run free by claiming they're older.

ill be 18 in 6 months, i can wait

Perhaps, but I don't think anyone will believe you.

I agree with this 

Ouarky there is a kiddy chess.com if you need to go there ?

Nuh-uh! I donlike kiddie chess.com!

well i bet some of those other kids that are your age and maturity level feel the same...

He just hasn't been the same since he dropped his ice cream last summer. Poor kid. Pooooor kid.

Again...stupefying.  I can't tell if you're in earnest or not.

How can a liberal manager be a micromanager?

At least decadent liberals drink responsibly.

I've just got to give him the benefit of the doubt....

Ozzie, surely you understand what a liberal is and are just having us on, yes?

Of course he understands what "liberal" means. It is a generic pejorative used to deride anyone at all that you don't like, as in:

"That horse's arse cut me off in traffic, what a liberal!"

Of course, some purists will argue that this is not in keeping with the previous etymological use of the word, and would debate that the invisible hand of the free market helped that horse's arse cut me off, and he should be rewarded for his aggressiveness and fearless ambition, rather than be restricted by our liberal traffic laws.

wait to post in the forums? What do you call this?

 So only year and a half to go.