Chess.com Sterotypes

Is it sad that I move faster the sharper the position

Im turning into a forum gamer

Have you done one about the OP's middle name? Because I bet you can't guess mine.

Abcdyoyo liar

Whoah. And that's a catogorie? Or my middle name? Or what caused you to post here anyway!?!?

If that's a middle name then I'd like to meet the person it belongs to.

I know right?! I bet it'd be some polictions.... haha

Bummmmmpppppiiitttyyyyy boo.

Pdela is a celebrity I guess...

Celebrity/mod.

Or resident haha.

I think the Resident. I'm almost everywhere - groups, vote chess, team matches, live chses, the forums...everywhere. 

That's enough! I'll report you!

revive

And then there is The Bumper.

The Conservative

Generally multi-accounters, their motto is 'only turkeys have left wings'. If you thought your thread about the King's Gambit couldn't be turned political, think again. (I'm not against conservatives in general but these are the 'professional' conservatives that frequent chess.com)

The Nemeses

Locked in a forum battle against each other until the end of their days.

The Scientist

This type only posts on the science threads. They spend years trying to educate their opposition. Because those most likely to accept their logic are religious fundamentalists.

The Anime Avatar Kids

Roughly 90% of the forums.

I personally like this stereotype:

Wannabe:

There are many different types of wannabes. The first one is the chess wannabe. This poor guy puts an anime girl picture, tries to comment on every forum, even looking at forums such as "How to become FAMOUS on chess.com!", but they are just fit for another stereotype.

The second one is the chess wannabe. All this guy wants is to become very good at chess, mostly by watching chess.com YouTube videos, and they try to play like Grandmasters, but they are not as good as they think they are

Ohhhh Nice 

You’re the “everybody is using an engine” guy