Chess.com Sterotypes

is there a person who only plays speed chess,

or the people who absolutely hates speed chess?

Interesting thread, which could be expanded by going in greater detail by describing the strange fauna that dwells in the off-topic region.

Unfortunately, Mr. OP made an unforgivable omission: he forgot a very important item in his list, one that could hardly be described as a stereotype, given its uniqueness, but whose abscence is both striking and shameful.

Me.

Of course, neither "me" nor "Argonautidae" are very catchy labels.

I suggest "Pretentious Egomaniac" instead.

Female members who change their profile pictures often.

I'd describe myself as a mix of the politicion and the rating guy lol. 

I guess I'm Admin, and Forum Gamer. I used to be more My 2 cents Guy.

I know one such person who absolutely hates speed chess and those who play speed chess. 

N.O.T.A. is me

i come in to(some) threads, post a comment or 2, then leave

I'm probably the "Professor"-----more often than not my topics/posts are wordy...

I think I am the Rage Monster and the excuse guy combined, but I blame it on lag first before asking for a rematch XD

I am also a resident, I don't stop playing Chess.com unless I absolutely HAVE to.

Then there is "the w*nker"

Uses "bro" or "man" like some 14 year old wannabe gangsta kn*bhead

I had to look those up. It wasn't too hard to guess the missing letters. Hahahaha

hahaah you seem like a nice person to be around with all those colorful words