i have another idea why dont you write a list of why you shouldn't live b4 you do it
the fact that we are STILL members of chess.com speaks louder than the satire and sarcasm we have posted here.... why would we stay members of we really hate this site?
HELLO, WE LOVE THIS SITE!!!
wakey wakey!
You know what is even funnier than the original post? That some absolute morons just cannot understand this is a joke!! I'm dying here!
As I mentioned in an earlier thread, some people are fast to cotton on, and some are slow....
your right im a complete moron if i dont see the humor about being a bitch and nitpicking about everything you dont like about this site
it's called sarcasm.... do you know what sarcasm is bolshevikhellraiser... it is saying the opposite of what you mean... called having a laugh...
But I've heard many people don't like to laugh, I wasn't when I found out Darth Vader is my mother.
No, one is a complete moron if they don't understand that the original post was a JOKE! He was not 'nitpicking' or 'bitching' about the site!! It was a joke!! Intended to satirize other posts that TRULY bitch about the site!! Could you really not pick up on the sarcasm in the original post?!
I used to be a GM, but this site made my rating go down 10000000 points and I'm not a GM anymore!! :(
lol The first post is so long. It's funny how much time the person put into making this topic.
I thought the comment left by myself AND other members saying they paid a lot of money to be premium members here was the dead giveaway!
HELLO!! KNOCK KNOCK! ANYONE HOME!
Mine went down 10000000 too.
yeah i know what sarcaasm is but i dont think its funny i sthis paticular case. if the whole point of this forum was to be funny. i beleive it was a failure. and when he said he couldnt bring his rating past 1800 i took him seriously. if your going 2b sarcastic dont be inconsistent about it.
Please please please. Please at least entertain the possibility that this is a joke thread, and that some of the posts are jokes. (chess_kebabs has been known to visit chess.com from time to time.) Please.
Please.
chess_kebabs LIVES on chess.com... I should have shares in this company by now!
not only do we love chess.com, we love Erik... he is the genius behind chess.com...
LONG LIVE ERIK...
(please everyone note correct spelling of Erik)....
Let's take a second look at exactly what I said: "...I've only managed to improve my overall strength by an equivalent of a couple of hundred points at least! Not by 1900 points like I expected"
Now, if you think about it, this might mean that I "didn't improve by 1900 points like I expected". Seems like a very obvious exaggeration to me. But of course, why would I expect anybody to try to read carefully like I do? After all, I am just somebody who likes to take words seriously rather than skim them over, not think about them, and make rapid judgments about them! =D
Well, moving on to other points in my ridiculous satirical post. ;D
I don't know about that. I was still sitting here scratching my head. I didn't get why people who hate the site pay money to use it. I just don't understand. I know this isn't a joke. I don't understand!! Does anyone think that they could explain this to me?
Darth Vader (my mom) would get the joke.
Huh, Darth Vader's your mom? Darth Vader is my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. "So what does that make us?" you ask? Absolutely nothing.
i know turkey i was told by some jerk off it was suppose 2b a joke of sarcasm, and tried 2 make me feel stupid, but this whole parody is stupid 2 me. not funny. boooooooooo
I find that abusive
Okay. I love your sense of humor.
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