"First there was the Exorcist...then Halloween and Friday the 13th...now get ready for a whole new dimension in terror...
"It was a small, sleepy chess community, debating nothing more than bishops and knights or Kasparov versus Fischer...little did it know that on that fateful Sunday night it would find itself caught in the web of a real-life nightmare...
"By day he was just some weird kid who wouldn't do his homework...but at night he came online and became...a Monster...
"Feel the pulse-pounding fear of his five-minute reign of horror...hear the dazed victims screaming for a moderator...listen as he reduces whole cities to ruins...
"Only one man can save them...Erik with his all-powerful Golden Lock...if he can only get there in time...
"You have never seen anything more hideous, no beast more savage, than...turtleslayer...
"NIGHT OF THE DEAD TORTOISES...rated R (some very very very strong language indeed)...
"You may never log on again."
Seen it, now I'm waiting for "RETURN OF THE DEAD TURTLES - EVIL NEVER GOES AWAY FOR LONG"
LOL
omg tonydal was is you ??!! the whole time is was you as the turtleslayer I can't believe it, you freaking me out man.
Man, this is just too funny!
Meh, Invasion of the tonydals was much scarier.
LMAO
to Tonydal,
Clap, clap, clap! Well done.
Watch your backrank.
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