King Billy! Come back and help me, Evil_Homer and Pistoleer kick some stick-in-the-mud ass for old times sake, eh buddy? This is why we need you!
Oh Feldmm1...
"instead of defend your claim"
Holy crap, son. You take yourself mighty seriously don't you?
"...in other people's suffering."
Are you for real? Suffering? Please tell me you're just trying your hand at trolling.
Okay first of all, when I posted that I saw that 6 more posts had come in by the time I had written it. 2nd, that is simply my writing style. I simply would like to get into the specifics of how he was funny. 3rd, sure I may have exaggerated a little bit, but again, that is just how I write. Maybe irritation would have been a better word. 4th, no, I am simply trying to get examples of how he was funny so I can laugh with you. 5th, I am simply speculating a reason, seeing as he has not given me one. If it is not true, there is no reason to be offended by it.
I'm not sure what happened, but if you want an example of his sense of fun I found one of his deleted threads. Unfortunately I can't remember any others off the top of my head. I'm personally sorry to hear he left. [:o(
http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:3kY-oa3V1jgJ:www.chess.com/forum/view/general/coropate-cliches+last_file+%22synergy+synergy+synergy%22&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=safari
That made me laugh last time around too.
If only we had blocked lists in real life, hey.
That would be so cool.
Or even better a bull S%&t filter.
I'd pay a lot for either of them :-)
See, this is what I am talking about. Although I did not laugh very much at it, it did bring out the entertaining qualities he has.
By the looks of things, he was a better chess player than either of you, Feldmm1 u too, and wasn't a free loading gobsh&%e, he contributed both monetarily and to a lot of people enjoyment of the forums.
He may not have been your cup of tea, but who cares.
Did I strike a nerve?
You bet your bottom dollar you did!!!
Picture a large Irish man with steam coming from his ears.
Is that how Irish breakfast tea is made?
^^ *chuckles* add in an Irish Mrs roastin him over the coals an ye have it in one ;p
*freshly roasted himself!*
Feldmann1:
A part of me was like, Rael, do you really want to keep fighting with Feldmann in the threads on chess.com? And to tell you the truth, my heart wasn't really into it. But then I said to myself "What would King Billy want for the thread saluting him on his exit?"
And the answer came to me. "Fight," his ghost whispered, "Fight on with your Irish mates. Defend my memory!"
Sigh.
"Okay first of all, when I posted that I saw that 6 more posts had come in by the time I had written it."
Relevance? Baliff, have this stricken from the record.
"2nd, that is simply my writing style."
Ouch.
"I simply would like to get into the specifics of how he was funny."
Dang, I guess you missed out.
"3rd, sure I may have exaggerated a little bit, but again, that is just how I write."
You use exaggeration as a rhetorical device to make your points? Boo.
"Maybe irritation would have been a better word."
Oooh, you got irritated? Nice. High five, King Billy.
"4th, no, I am simply trying to get examples of how he was funny so I can laugh with you."
... really. Okay.
"5th, I am simply speculating a reason, seeing as he has not given me one."
Oh no! Did King Billy leave without giving Feldmann1 a reason for his actions? How rude of him.
If it is not true, there is no reason to be offended by it."
Good thing I'm not offended then!
/I did it for you, Billy
//*tear trickles down my cheek*
No, but I can steam fish!!!
Thanks, likesforests.
High Five ^^.
Just back from a day with the English, so a drink is needed.
I'm going to have a Stella and a ciggy in Billy's name.
I'll tell you one thing though, he's going to be right p%$sed off when he come back and sees we had his Wake without him.
Oh, and Evil Homer "F&*%$" you....douche.
I'm probably missing something here, but in the States, it's an insult to call someone a "shower"?
Hey, I never said I wanted to fight. All I asked was for you to prove it, seeing as dark_jesus's comment seemed to make much more sense from my point of view. It is you (technically, it was first Evil_Homer) who took it as an attack, and therefore made it one. Maybe this is understandable, seeing as you seem to be very passionate about him. There must be a reason for this. All you had to do was share that reason so all of us can be passionate about him. Now, maybe it is too late. If you are not willing to share this, I have nothing to gain from watching this thread, and, because you seem to hate the fact that I am posting, I shall leave you in peace. However, I would prefer for you to calm yourself down a bit and to share your reasons.
Oh, and what swear is it that begins with F and has 5 letters?
Enlighten me man.
Oh, stop being such a fjord, Evil_homer. You FJORD!
Fanny? :P *chortles as he recalls the ridiculous USA term "fanny-packs"*
Okay, I stand corrected.
LOL.
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