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4th March 2009, 09:50pm
#1
by Jenkins12
Melbourne Australia
Member Since: Oct 2008
Member Points: 33

Allow me to introduce myself: I am one of 1,271 chess.com members currently playing a Canadian called EpicPwnage on Online Chess. In other words, about 1% of all games underway on this site currently feature my friend EpicPwnage. Feeling left out and want to be part of the fun? Just set up an Online Chess seek and there's a good chance you'll get to play EpicPwnage too! In fact, he's almost impossible to avoid.

Any ideas what's going on?

5th March 2009, 03:53am
#2
by Spiffe
Orlando, FL United States
Member Since: Sep 2008
Member Points: 1938

Um... what's your point?  There are several players who like to have hundreds or thousands of games going at once; it's not a unique case.  As long as they're not timing out, it makes no difference, really.

5th March 2009, 04:10am
#3
by TadDude
Canada
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 3669

You can block players from accepting your seek.

5th March 2009, 02:09pm
#4
by Jenkins12
Melbourne Australia
Member Since: Oct 2008
Member Points: 33
Spiffe wrote:

Um... what's your point?  There are several players who like to have hundreds or thousands of games going at once; it's not a unique case.  As long as they're not timing out, it makes no difference, really.


 My point is that 1401 (his current tally) is rather a lot of chess games for one person to play at the same time. If that strikes other people as unremarkable, then that suits me fine.

But I fear for EpicPwnage. In order not to time out, he has to make one move every three minutes. This assumes he doesn't sleep (let alone have a job or social commitments) and is on chess.com 24/7. If we allow him, say, seven hours' sleep a day and assume he spends his entire waking life making moves on chess.com, he's making nearly one move every 120 seconds from the time he logs on at 7am to the time he goes to bed at midnight.

What's more, my game against Mr Pwnage began on 2 March and we've already made seven moves. That's seven moves in less than five days. If he's playing at this rate against his other 1400 opponents, he's making around one move every sixty seconds and is online 24/7, playing chess. And if you think he's making rubbish moves, his record on the games he's already finished is 82-1-4.

It's humanly possible, but I doubt that Mr Pwnage is "not a unique case".

8th March 2009, 06:46am
#5
by agmey
United States
Member Since: Aug 2008
Member Points: 9

Yeah something is fishy here.

8th March 2009, 07:01am
#6
by styxtwo
New York City Netherlands
Member Since: Nov 2008
Member Points: 149

there is always someone who is better :P

http://www.chess.com/echess/profile/ANIKO

 

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