There's a rumor that some chess.com members have been using HGH to help them play better. This outrages me. Sure, if you have to move bigger pieces, I understand you needing strength, as in the photo below, but HGH use should be outlawed here at chess.com. Any thoughts? This certain member below probably is also on MSG.

 

You've got it backwards Stacy... that's actually a very miniature man. He's like 1 inch tall. He plays as a pawn in some tournaments I think. Really nice fellow.

I'm so sorry.

"This certain member below probably is also on MSG."

 I laughed out loud on that one. That joke is absolutely inspired. 

what to make it taste better?

I love it.   I think I used it before, or maybe I just "misremembered".  Great post.