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If you weren't a chess player, what would you be?


  • 22 months ago · Quote · #141

    eddysallin

    No problem since i am not a chess player.....as a carlsen is.Years ago i made the spreads numbers for basketball and football in N.Y.,that i was good at.Between that and chasing the young ladies, and then there were years of poker playing.....Hmmmm,i'll go for the females -would keep me young and all that pleasure !

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #142

    splitleaf

    winerkleiner wrote:
    splitleaf wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    splitleaf wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Wait I changed my mind, I would invent the gas powered sneakers and then become a professional hop scotch skipper.  Yeah that's it!

    And enter a 24 hour scotch hop skip contest with your body building half sister?

     

     Lol, yes but I will need an agent, my half sister is very picky...and she promises to leave her weights behind!   Good call!

    That's fine for you but some people like a woman who can ruff them up a bit - tenderly of course.  

    Run into any trouble finding an agent my ex knows a good one,  she handled John Hannah all the Pee Wee Herman's as well as Ed Harris....  As you may of guessed, she's a little obsessive and only handles people last name starting with H but you guys can change your name to HinerKleiner, she could have your skip scotch act opening for Bjork, she's that good.

    Well I got to say...heck yes sign me up, between her and Blork let those good times roll!  But first it would help to know if your ex can get free cable? 

    Probably not. :(   But perhaps could arrange for choice of films on your next flight out of town with extra sacks of assorted nuts thrown in at no additional charge.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #143

    winerkleiner

    splitleaf wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    splitleaf wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    splitleaf wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Wait I changed my mind, I would invent the gas powered sneakers and then become a professional hop scotch skipper.  Yeah that's it!

    And enter a 24 hour scotch hop skip contest with your body building half sister?

     

     Lol, yes but I will need an agent, my half sister is very picky...and she promises to leave her weights behind!   Good call!

    That's fine for you but some people like a woman who can ruff them up a bit - tenderly of course.  

    Run into any trouble finding an agent my ex knows a good one,  she handled John Hannah all the Pee Wee Herman's as well as Ed Harris....  As you may of guessed, she's a little obsessive and only handles people last name starting with H but you guys can change your name to HinerKleiner, she could have your skip scotch act opening for Bjork, she's that good.

    Well I got to say...heck yes sign me up, between her and Blork let those good times roll!  But first it would help to know if your ex can get free cable? 

    Probably not. :(   But perhaps could arrange for choice of films on your next flight out of town with extra sacks of assorted nuts thrown in at no additional charge.

    Lol, that's still the best offer I had all week!  Free flight?

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #144

    splitleaf

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #145

    winerkleiner

    Alright I'm taking that as a maybe!

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #146

    splitleaf

    winerkleiner wrote:

    Alright I'm taking that as a maybe!

    Probably right, looks like he is saying no to the extra sacks of assorted nuts.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #147

    winerkleiner

    Lol, he looks like he's being interrogated.  Guilty!

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #148

    splitleaf

    Right?  Next thing he knows they are doing a cavity search for sacks of assorted nuts.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #149

    winerkleiner

    Lol

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #150

    splitleaf

    Go-go dancer

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #151

    winerkleiner

    I bet that guy is red.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #152

    konhidras

    A heartrob like Justine Beiber...I know you love me..

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #153

    King_undercover_vamp

    I would be YODA.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #154

    splitleaf

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #155

    AlCzervik

    I'm so stupid, splitleaf. Thanks for bringing that to my attention.

    Now, everything will work out as I wish!

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #156

    splitleaf

    Don't feel bad a lot of people aren't aware of this method, only recently discovered it myself and, have now adopted it to fulfil my dream of becoming a hypnotist - banking on the hope we get three wishes here.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #157

    AlCzervik

    Tried two already. Didn't work. I might be doing it wrong, though. Maybe you can tell me what the problem is, telepathically?

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #158

    splitleaf

    Message sent (gee, hope it works that kinda hurt). 

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #159

    AlCzervik

    Oh, it worked! You have a future, splitleaf!

    (drink two Guiness and "talk" to me later)

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #160

    DrSpudnik

    If you focus, you can improve your telepathetic skills!


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