Here are some of the occupations of members of chess.com

 

accountant

administrator

aircraft pilot

amateur astronomer

aquarium worker

artist

astrophysicist

attorney

auditor

author

baker

banker

barber

biomedical engineer

bus driver

business executive

businessman

carpenter

CEO

chemical engineer

chess coach

civil engineer

civil servant

college student

communications engineer

computer businessman

computer programmer

contractor

cook

dentist

economist

educator

electrical engineer

electronics engineer

entrepreneur

environmental engineer

fireman

government service

grandmaster

health food store worker

healthcare specialist

high school student

housewife

HVAC business owner

ICT consultant

insurance adjuster

journalist

laboratory technician

lawyer

mailman

maintenance engineer

management consultant

manager

marketing consultant

math teacher

mathematics professor

medical  doctor

medical health professional

merchant marine

merchant navy

mining engineer

musician

network cunsultant

network engineer

opthalmologist

painter

pastor

patent agent

philosopher

physicist

pianist

poet

police chief

product manager

professional chess instructor

professional chess player

project manager

property manager

psychologist

region manager

service tech

software developer

software engineer

statistician

student

system analyst

systems engineer

tax law specialist

teacher

telecommunications engineer

theoretical astrophysicist

train maintenance man

translator

VBA developer

vice president of s/w company

web architect

welder

writer

writer

zookeeper

 

Freelance assassins, life-drawing models, and taxidermists are notably absent.

You missed out Chess Grandmaster and other similar thingy-ma-jigs.

Nothing on tv tonight, Mr Wall?

don't forget bread baker. me and cathal_magfloinn are bakers.

DeepGreene,

Those occupations are there, but they usually are lower-rated, and I haven't added those yet.  Nytik - Grandmaster is there.  Crikey - Nothing on TV that I want to watch, unless its something new on the tennis channel.  Pitts - I'll add bread baker and bread winner any anyone else making the dough. 

Hmm, I appear to be blind. I must go check that out with my GP.

How about bus drivers? Got at least one here.

How about Owl Trainers?

If you could put me in touch with some other Owl Trainers I'd be very grateful. It's lonely out here in the woods.

But not Tawny Owl trainers, obviously.

Or Barn Owl trainers.

Or those Long Eared or Short Eared freaks. Sheeesh, they're just creepy.

I'm not interested in Fish Owl trainers either. Fish or Little Owls, Pygmy Owls, Scops, Eagle, Great Grey or Ural Owls. Nor Hume's, Hawk, or Marsh, for obvious reasons. 

Maybe Tengmalm's would be ok. But their eyes are a bit weird, aren't they? And I bet they play, like, The Grob and stuff. And be kinda too familiar, y'know... Nah, scrub the Tengmalm's Owl trainers...

Anyways...I gotta go. Think I heard something outside... 

carpenter/welder/painter.....freelance gynocologist insurance is too costly.

Office "In back of Shop"

DeepGreene wrote: Freelance assassins, life-drawing models, and taxidermists are notably absent.

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I thought freelance assassins was an omission so I looked for hitman.  No, not there either.

What about 'knock-about clowns, quick change comedians, tightrope walkers and acrobats?'  Bonus points if you get that reference. >:D

Seriously, though, I don't have any real occupation. Basically I help take care of my house and look after my cats, so...but it works for me.

You wanna know my occupation?

I get paid to rock the nation

I go to WORK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agnKPLrG2E0 

student :P

Student!!!

ADK

merchant navy unrepresented again!there's a few of us here...

Secret Agent

you missed bloggers and drug dealers !! I once heard strippers talking about chess. FYI,everyone who's been to prison in america can play chess because its the only way to win a cigarret without spreading their cheeks(true story ask any new yorker).

One more reason smoking is a nasty habit.

Full time student here!

 Part time agent in a call centre too!