conditional moves I meant

Good idea.  I never thought of this torture before.  haha Sure would take alot of patience though.  :D

Yes, I did a few minutes ago, Ryan.

Yes, I know.  I am just so anxious to sever any connection between him and myself, once and for all.  I just can't believe anyone would be so utterly shameless as to do what he's been doing.  He went on vacation, came back, and went on vacation again, within the space of a day and a half.  Took the time while he was back to post some more annoying comments, but didn't bother to move, of course.

I despise him, what can I say?

Has it occured to you he might be an 8-year-old, or have a mental condition in real life. If he's a troll you're doing exactly what he wants you to do. Why get riled up? You advised him to just give up so you could both get on with another game but won't take your own advice and go and play another game with any of the millions of other chess.com members and put this game and player behind you.

Forgetaboutit!

Yes. Please relax.
We'll be much happier for it, also.
You've got a won game.
Do'nt be impatient. It's yours.
It will come to you. In time.
Relax.

C'mon mods - just havin a little fun.

The comments here   are reminding me of the video that GM Dzinzi covered about higher rated players not following simple fundamentals or rules of chess.  

Often I rush through moves, (thinking I have the game, because the player is low rated), and I find myself in trouble within 10 moves ALL because I was impatient and didn't follow through with development and rushed to get the game over with.

In saying all this, perhaps the opportunities to improve chess skills and  learn new lines in openings, while waiting patiently for the opponent to "show up" may not be so bad after all.  

This all reminds me of one of my ICCF games. I've got 4 connected pawns and a knight to my opponent's knight. He's been stalling the game for two years now (starting from the moment I got a winning advantage). Using up all 50 days on each set of ten moves, and going on vacation at the last possible moment before he has to move again. It's been jokingly referred to as "The Dead Man's Defense". What he's hoping for is that I'll die before I can force the checkmate. It doesn't really bother me all that much, and in fact I find it a challenge: Can I stay alive long enough to win the game?

Win acheived at last:  :))
 http://www.chess.com/echess/game.html?id=53418916

the OP wasn't talking about that one.

hmm..

The game he was talking about seems to have now finished.

In view of all he had to endure on here, I guess he (understandably) didn't bother to inform us.

Which then ?

Only has 4 left none of which terminal or vacation visible ??

yep that the one netzach, as shown above.

22. Kxd1   Qd3+

23. Ke1   Bb4#    (23.Kc1   Ba3#)