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TheGrobe

I had no idea how interested in sciency topics people were here at chess.com! Maybe now we can finally make some progress on one subject that has been teasing my brain since the 70s

What the hell's with bigpoison?

How is it some giant, smelly, foul ape-man can get away with hiding in the woods and yet not be detected?

It's always a passing glimpse or poorly centered picture

Maybe one of the ten million chess.com members would have some insights into this fabled critter's whereabouts...

ghostofmaroczy
TheGrobe saw a footprint:

What the hell's with bigpoison?

How is it some giant, smelly, foul ape-man can get away with hiding in the woods and yet not be detected?

It's always a passing glimpse or poorly centered picture

#humanmitochondrialDNA

Bronco

Here is one of the latest but clearest pictures of this man-beast. Circa 1984.

It has been reported that he has been in hiding ever since.

ghostofmaroczy
Bronco70 barely escaped the riot:

1984

#tigersonagoldleash

#wedontcare

#werenotcaughtupinyourloveaffair

DrSpudnik

Do you mean bug poison?

Fresh_from_the_Oven

He started out as BagRaisins as a kid but got bullied in school, so he changed it to something tuff.

(Note the effeminate bag. No wonder he switched it up.)

DrSpudnik

Poisoned raisins, that'll make 'em sit up and take notice!!

TheGrobe

I heard it through the grapevine,

Not much longer would you be mine.

Oh, I heard it through the grapevine,

That the raisins were laced with strychnine.

ghostofmaroczy
DrSpudnik doesn't know whom the food is intended for:

Poisoned raisins, that'll make 'em sit up and take notice!!

#humanmitochondrialDNA

DrSpudnik

I saw him in the city
and on the mountains of the moon
His cross was rather bloody
He could hardly roll His stone.

SocialPanda

It´s rumored that Bigpoison likes baseball.

ilikeflags

some people like his kid brother better

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ilikeflags

this  recdick dude is trying to make us feel bad...  and it's working

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ghostofmaroczy
SocialPanda is a fine feller:

It´s rumored that Bigpoison likes baseball.

#home

TheGrobe
rdecredico wrote:

Internet Love letters.

How cute. 

Random acrimoniousness.

How cute.

TheGrobe

Still cute though.

ilikeflags

ilikeflags
rdecredico wrote:
TheGrobe wrote:

Still cute though.

Gee, thanks.  Your adulation of my cuteness means the world to me, and all the other readers here.



 

of course.  that's why you're here of your own will