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To lovers: this needs to stop


  • 3 years ago · Quote · #1

    theoreticalboy

    This is to all you lovers and yellow-bellied peaceniks out there; I'm tired of having to litter my path with YOUR quota of dead bodies; aren't you aware that the world runs on violence and destruction?  Why should chess.com, a website devoted to a game which teaches us to brutally incinerate opposing armies, be any different?

    Frankly, this flower-power, peace-and-love, we treat everyone equally, everyone is special in and of themselves nonsense needs to end.  It's time to return to creating rigid hierarchies based on derision and my being better than you all because I can punch really hard and won't hesitate to kick you in the nuts if you refuse to accept my superiority.

    Please comment, you maggots.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #2

    Arctor

    -1

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #3

    theoreticalboy

    Arctor wrote:

    -1


    Tongue out

    In my defence, this was only a quarter-baked parody.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #4

    theoreticalboy

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #5

    FlowerFlowers

    theoreticalboy .. I imagine you already own a cape.  If not, I know what to get you for your bday  Innocent

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #6

    FlowerFlowers

    I love flower power!!!

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #7

    AndyClifton

    Yeah, if you get a good windup, you can really clobber someone with em:

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #8

    theoreticalboy

    Finally, this thread is going somewhere... the OP is clearly just a talentless jerkwad.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #9

    AndyClifton

    Hey, have you had a proper psychological breakdown yet?!  I'm the only one around here who gets to insult my alter egos!

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #10

    theoreticalboy

    AndyClifton wrote:

    Hey, have you had a proper psychological breakdown yet?!  I'm the only one around here who gets to insult my alter egos!


    lol, maybe I'll do a Sharon and come back as theoreticalboys

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #11

    mrguy888

    Would you have to speak like Maxx_Dragon after that?

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #12

    theoreticalboy

    Oh god, I think I'd have to kill all my other identities if that happened.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #13

    mrguy888

    At least you could tell the cops that they were entirely theoretical and never really existed in the first place. I wonder if that would hold up in court.


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