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I believe it was "I invinted a new opening, how to get it recognized?"
Forgive me for my gap in memory. I believe the last part isn't right, can someone correct me?
What's the Daeth thread called? Maybe it's on Google?
I invinted an opining - How do I get it named after me?
Although I'm not sure I've captured the mispellings perfectly.
There we go. Obviously my title was a little to sophiscated for our friend Daeth to use, silly me :).
It's not on google :(
Well then, here is the thread:
Oops! I guess that wasn't the thread, but a parody.
That's how bad it was! Really, how often does a single thread reek so badly that it results in spinoff threads?
I must have missed that thread. I remember seeing a few spin-off threads over the years for threads that left impressions on people. I've also seen the coup-threads for popular threads
Thanks to that thread, "invinted" has now entered the chess.com lexicon.
Okay! Now I'm up on BilliChess and how you imbecilic babboons with "acnes" overran creatip's quest to improve his sales pitch. That poor guy must have had red cheeks from all the smacks he took!
Bongcloud. Looks juicy from a quick profile scan. I will be returning to that one.
Thanks for the links! Keep 'em coming if you've got 'em!
There was another, earlier parody thread:
Some of creatip's comments weren't saved in quotations. Once he called LisaV names, then he became fair game
Player with the lowest rating...
Daeth was either kicked off the site or left, so his contributions were also deleted. It's a shame, I think, that banned players have their contributions removed. Even good players cheat sometimes, and their advice to lower players gets removed.
Huh? Daeth was banned for cheating. Your third sentence is offensive to those that don't.
Pretty much any thread I start is a parody thread, including half the ones already mentioned.
You left out some of the classic topics:
Bishops vs. Knights
Should I resign
Women in chess
I still think the femaleneeded topic was the best ever.
gg was how I got my "start" here.
Alright. Lenny Bongcloud. I'm left wondering if there is any confirmation if that is a parody account or if he's the genuine article. Either way, I really don't care. I'd like to see more of it!
"unlern the hate dued."
"present them to yhour wife with some tostitos baked salsa chips.. whith lit candels and some nice ambiant music... if that doesn't work dued... maybe she hass a nice ssister who isn't so uptight man.."
A classic, if not quite classy, topic.
"Battle of the Legends: Kasparov Vs. Short"
4/25/2015 - A. K. - Christian Stevens, 2007
by SheridanJupp a few minutes ago
Poll: Would you rather become a millionaire or the world chess champion?
by Conflagration_Planet a few minutes ago
My Best win
by Onarres24 a few minutes ago
Members who don't accept friend requests, and only accept messages from friends
by aflfooty 3 minutes ago
Podium Prediction Plus (PPP) - "Kasparov - Short 2015"
by WBFISHER 6 minutes ago
You don't need an opening reportoire until you hit 2000 ELO - ture or false ?
by 11qq11 6 minutes ago
Swapping King & Rook
by I_Wear_Socks 7 minutes ago
Short - Ulanday 2015
by Babytigrrr 8 minutes ago
strange ramings are not fun
by notmtwain 13 minutes ago
by notmtwain 16 minutes ago
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