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Zhane's Caption contest 1

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25th June 2008, 03:50am
#1
by Zhane
Lancashire,England England
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 1359

Ok try and make me laugh

You can have 4 posts per person anywhere in this caption contest

An award will be given to the winner

Closing date July 23rd

 


25th June 2008, 04:53am
#2
by billwall
Palm Bay, FL United States
Member Since: May 2007
Member Points: 1992

And then Marcel Marceau said, "        "

 


25th June 2008, 05:50am
#3
by TonightOnly
Phoenix, AZ United States
Member Since: Jun 2007
Member Points: 1209
Give me a ham and swiss on toasted rye, please.
25th June 2008, 11:35am
#4
by erik
Mountain View, CA United States
Member Since: May 2007
Member Points: 5956
"that is FAR too risque to be allowed on Chess.com. please remove it."
26th June 2008, 11:26pm
#5
by whistleblower
Seoul International
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 294
I am kind chess player.  I let everybody beat me.
26th June 2008, 11:40pm
#6
by Alander97
Edmond, Oklahoma United States
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 195

Drill seragent-Private pyle,why is your footlocker unlocked!

If there is one thing I hate its an unlocked footlocker,you know that don't you!

Private pyle-Sir yes sir.

(drill seragent dumps everything out of private pyles footlocker)

drill seragent-Now,lets see if anythings missing.

Holy Jesus,What is that?What the F*** is that?what is that?

Private pyle-Sir a jelly donut sir.

Drill seragent-A jelly donut?!Where did you get it?

Private pyle-Sir I took it from the mess hall sir.

Drill serag-Are you allowed to have chow in the berrings Private pyle?

Private P-Sir no sir!

Drill serag-Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts private pyle?

Private P-Sir no sir!

drill serag-and why not private pyle?

Private P-Sir because I'm to heavy sir!

Drill serag-Because you are a disgusting fat body private pyle!

           LOL theres more,its a movie!!!


24th July 2008, 02:56pm
#7
by Zhane
Lancashire,England England
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 1359

OK NO MORE ENTRANTS

WINNER IS : Alander 97 Well Done

Runner Up : whistleblower

3rd place : TonightOnly

 

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