Chuck Norris could probably do this better! 

slam bam

are you serious? easy!

thank you emileokada for a real puzzle

Chuck Norris promotes his pawns on the first move.

Chuck Norris has two kings.

Chuck Norris' queen can move like a knight.

Chuck Norris' bishops pray for mercy.

Chuck Norris' knights can move like a queen.

Chuck Norris' rooks are impenetrable fortresses of terror, and literally do roundhouse kicks.

Seriously, I just had a situation on a vertical line similar to this.  I'm teaching a noob and she fell for my bait.  She took her knight off the vertical and I swooped in for a 9-move win.  It's a good lesson for beginners, so don't get too annoyed with the Sunday puzz.  We all had to start somewhere.  Now if I can just get my head around Chess 960! 

extremely lamoe!!!!!

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yup its a sunday

yup its a sunday

What problem????

tipical on sundays

happy new year!

that one.  easy sunday

WAY too hard!  Let's try to have puzzles that non-masters can solve please 

omg

I don't get it

Much better than yesterday's puzzle!

Happy new year, all world

hmm, what if the white queen is on d2, and the knight on b3 is on a2 ... makes the problem a little more interesting

ok