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"Nah. Pretty easy peasy. So, uh, what- oh, yeah uh..." stammered the GM. "So uh, yeah. Really easy peasy, so, uh, is the urinal busted? I really need to go!"
"Go? What's a urinal?" a nearby girl asked.
"You don't know what a You Ring All is?" asked a nearby hockey player. He was 10. "I thought you were a Lv. 12 in hockey!
"I said 'urinal'- (YOUR-in-all) you muttonidiot!" replied the girl.
I slowly walked away.In second thought, I'll just say that, uh, too easy. The two children charged at me. It turned out they had a crush on each other.
Me making them fight made them break up, and now they're both mad at me.
"How about a deciding game of Chess?" I offered.
The kids frantically threw Chess Pieces at me. I took off like a jet.
Forced #2... good day; bonne journée.
solved with no mistakes.
Is today Sunday?
Easy, but nice puzzle.
so easy i didnt even have to solve it...
That was easy.
Simple puzzle for simple players
Of course the puzzle is easy, but it is kind of startling to see how suddenly White turns what is ostensibly a horrible position for him into checkmate.
Simple. I spent a few seconds looking for a trick, but there wasn't any.
My standard rating only went up 200 points instead of 400?????
by trotters64 a few minutes ago
Worst sportsmanship I've ever come across..
by cornbeefhashvili a few minutes ago
Who's your fav in the Top Ten?
by trotters64 6 minutes ago
Who is good at the Ruy Lopez?
by BlackChrysler57 6 minutes ago
Too many games
by pawnwhacker 6 minutes ago
How to Learn Chess
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Standard Ratings Boost
by DLin2013 16 minutes ago
How do normal people become 2100 players
by pawnwhacker 28 minutes ago
1,000 signs you play chess too much.
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Most Aggressive Openings?
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