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"Nah. Pretty easy peasy. So, uh, what- oh, yeah uh..." stammered the GM. "So uh, yeah. Really easy peasy, so, uh, is the urinal busted? I really need to go!"
"Go? What's a urinal?" a nearby girl asked.
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I slowly walked away.In second thought, I'll just say that, uh, too easy. The two children charged at me. It turned out they had a crush on each other.
Me making them fight made them break up, and now they're both mad at me.
"How about a deciding game of Chess?" I offered.
The kids frantically threw Chess Pieces at me. I took off like a jet.
Forced #2... good day; bonne journée.
solved with no mistakes.
Is today Sunday?
Easy, but nice puzzle.
so easy i didnt even have to solve it...
That was easy.
Simple puzzle for simple players
Of course the puzzle is easy, but it is kind of startling to see how suddenly White turns what is ostensibly a horrible position for him into checkmate.
Simple. I spent a few seconds looking for a trick, but there wasn't any.
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