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1000 Signs that you play chess too much


  • 12 months ago · Quote · #21

    adamplenty

    jrzmath99 wrote:

    8. You know from experience that knights and bishops are worth exactly the same

    Actually, I think bishops may be worth slightly more than knights.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #22

    finalunpurez

    jrzmath99 wrote:

    1.When someone asks you "What is 5x9?" You say that it is 5 queens.

    2.You have played over 1000 games on chess.com.

    3. You are constanly watching your online games in case somebody moved on them

    4. You see a castle and you call it a rook

    5. You call horses knights

    6. When you are playing a strategy game, you think that you can only move 1 unit at a time

    7. You find it easy to come up with signs that you play chess too much

    8. You know from experience that knights and bishops are worth exactly the same

    i have 5 of the signs.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #23

    cferrel

    When you can read both descriptive and algebraic notation fluently. 

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #24

    nameno1had

    cferrel wrote:

    When you can read both descriptive and algebraic notation fluently. 

    They want them numbered in order so they can count them easier...you made me think of one you can add...you can play only using notation with someone else...you like to play yourself would be another good one

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #25

    msjenned

    46. You have checkquered table mat, coaster, table cloth, door mats, curtain, carpet, bedsheet, blanket.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #26

    chessmaster102

    47. Everytime you see a 4 digit number you feel like playing someone with that rating.

    48.You can rember a bunch of countries you've never seen or been to cause there labeled as a opening/variation you play.

    49. Your more heart broken over losing a game to a lower rated player in a tournament than breaking up with the girl youve been dating for months.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #27

    LeggomyEigo

    50. You refer to your wife as, "The Queen."

    51. The idea of sacking the queen doesn't bring the same pleasure it brought in high school.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #28

    epoqueepique

    52. In the city, you ride your motorcycle like you are a piece on the chessboard.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #29

    gregkurrell

    53. You tell people "chess is exciting" because you enjoy it

    54. You tell people you are tired from playing too much chess "too much excitement"

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #30

    jetfighter13

    55. you know Algebraic and Descriptive notation

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #31

    chessblood

    jetfighter13 wrote:

    COD (call of duty right [too bad they killed Soap])

    Spoiler Alert!!!!!!!

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #32

    nyLsel

    56. Always in house (playing chess online games)

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #33

    nyLsel

    57. You know even the Forsthye Notation.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #34

    jrzmath99

    finalunpurez wrote:
    jrzmath99 wrote:

    1.When someone asks you "What is 5x9?" You say that it is 5 queens.

    2.You have played over 1000 games on chess.com.

    3. You are constanly watching your online games in case somebody moved on them

    4. You see a castle and you call it a rook

    5. You call horses knights

    6. When you are playing a strategy game, you think that you can only move 1 unit at a time

    7. You find it easy to come up with signs that you play chess too much

    8. You know from experience that knights and bishops are worth exactly the same

    i have 5 of the signs.

    Of all of them, or just the ones I posted?

    58. You buy a giant book of chess puzzles and spend your free time solving them. 

    59. You think of what opening you are going to play in your next game.

    60. You have seen most opening "novelties" before and know how to respond to them.

    61. You hang both your rooks in a tournament and afterwards you are really angry.

    62. You wonder how this got to 62 clues, since most of your games have less than 62 moves.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #35

    littlehotpot

    63: You wake up and the first thing you do is  login in on here

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #36

    Castlemore

    64.  You're constantly listening for the "tock" sound on your computer, iPhone and iPad, signifying that someone has moved in one of your online matches.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #37

    bcoburn2

    My kids are named KP , QP and QB4.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #38

    DaBigOne

    65. Your friends tell you to marry chess.

    66. Wherever u look, you think of people of queens, bishops, knights, etc.

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #39

    DaBigOne

    Is anyone here talking from experience?

    LOL

  • 12 months ago · Quote · #40

    jetfighter13

    yes


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