302. You think 0 moves ahead 100% of the time
1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!
303. You set up the pieces on the wrong side of the board.
believe it was already said
Pretty much all of them have been now. Maybe we should just leave it at 300.
Or combine this thread with this one! http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/5000-signs-you-dont-know-enough-about-chess?page=1
Pretty much all of them have been now. Maybe we should just leave it at 300.
Or combine this thread with this one! http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/5000-signs-you-dont-know-enough-about-chess?page=1
not all, what is rediculous though is someone did this same topic but with 5000
Has anyone done the opposite of this thread..i.e. players who play too much chess?
DaBigOne said: LETS LIST 1000 SIGNS!
YES THIS IS A PARODY, LOL
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1000-signs-that-you-play-chess-too-much
306. When somebody is paired up with you, they might as well be playing Giveaway
307. When your opponent castles, you say, "That's an illegal move!"
308. You insist that castling through check is legal--your king isn't in check
309. You think a pawn promotion is much stronger than checkmate because you get another queen
310. If someone doesn't say "check", you move a pawn
311. You think there is no such thing as "forced checkmate"
312. You castle out of checkmate
299. You think all the pieces have the same value.After all, it is just a piece right?
#301 not #299