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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 2 years ago · Quote · #181

    koala8

    286. you have a rating of 0

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #182

    LorencHoxha

    287. You checkmate yourself witht the conditional moves.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #183

    JoseO

    288. When you heard the term round robin, you think that Batman's side kick is not getting enough exercise.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #184

    Martin0

    289. You forget the difference between shogi and chess

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #185

    Martin0

    290. You think the starting position is just another interesting chess 960 position.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #186

    JoseO

    291. You think Fischer random was created by a sailor of the seas.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #187

    koala8

    292. you think the knight moves up and then back to the square it was on

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #188

    pipinghotsos

    293. You debate with your opponent on establishing democracy of the pieces instead of playing the game.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #189

    pipinghotsos

    294. You sleep (lol jks.)

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #190

    JoseO

    295. You think you have discovered a new opening line never before seen after 3 moves

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #191

    koala8

    297. You stack up your pawns because you think it's a good stratedy

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #192

    JoseO

    298. You go to your local chess club and no one remembers who you are.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #193

    surreal86

    ... you forget your patterns and openings you're used to playing. 

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #194

    koala8

    300. You think the queen can jump over pieces

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #195

    JoseO

    299. You think all the pieces have the same value.After all, it is just a piece right?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #196

    koala8

    JoseO wrote:

    299. You think all the pieces have the same value.After all, it is just a piece right?


    #301 not #299

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #197

    JoseO

    good catch. i must have missed it before.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #198

    koala8

    302. You think 0 moves ahead 100% of the time

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #199

    Maroon5fan

    I'm seeing a lot of doubles here. For example, someone copied one of mine (#254 and #286). 

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #200

    Argonaut13

    303. You play chess like checkers.


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