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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 2 years ago · Quote · #201

    Wizard_Chess97

    Another one! I think that's the fourth time I've seen that one! Laughing

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #202

    Argonaut13

    Really? Sorry i'll change it. Its getting harder.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #203

    JoseO

    304. The only thing that you know about chess is that it was the theme for movies like Knight Moves and well as the movie titled Searching for Bobby Fischer

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #204

    Argonaut13

    303. You set up the pieces on the wrong side of the board.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #205

    koala8

    Argonaut13 wrote:

    303. You set up the pieces on the wrong side of the board.

    believe it was already said

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #206

    Wizard_Chess97

    Pretty much all of them have been now. Maybe we should just leave it at 300. 

    Or combine this thread with this one! http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/5000-signs-you-dont-know-enough-about-chess?page=1

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #207

    JoseO

    305. You dont keep a pocket magnetic set with you like you should at all times.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #208

    Argonaut13

    yea I guess.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #209

    Wizard_Chess97

    Ok, there's an original. But I don't! I keep one in my tournament bag though... Wink

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #210

    koala8

    Maroon5fan wrote:

    Pretty much all of them have been now. Maybe we should just leave it at 300. 

    Or combine this thread with this one! http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/5000-signs-you-dont-know-enough-about-chess?page=1

    not all, what is rediculous though is someone did this same topic but with 5000

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #211

    Argonaut13

    There probably going to get the same things as this.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #212

    JoseO

    Has anyone done the opposite of this thread..i.e. players who play too much chess?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #213

    1RedKnight99

    I have. In fact, it inspired this one.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #214

    DaBigOne

    JoseO wrote:

    Has anyone done the opposite of this thread..i.e. players who play too much chess?

     DaBigOne said: LETS LIST 1000 SIGNS!

    YES THIS IS A PARODY, LOL

    http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1000-signs-that-you-play-chess-too-much

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #215

    chessgm8

    306. When somebody is paired up with you, they might as well be playing Giveaway
    307. When your opponent castles, you say, "That's an illegal move!"
    308. You insist that castling through check is legal--your king isn't in check
    309. You think a pawn promotion is much stronger than checkmate because you get another queen
    310. If someone doesn't say "check", you move a pawn
    311. You think there is no such thing as "forced checkmate"
    312. You castle out of checkmate

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #216

    chessgm8

    313. This is your longest game

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #217

    1RedKnight99

    chessgm8 wrote:
     

    313. This is your longest game

    314. That is your only game

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #218

    koala8

    Out of 1000 games this is your longest

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #219

    Foek

    315. You think that when your pawns goes to the last rank you just lose them. (They fall of at the edge of the flat world)

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #220

    iixxPROxxii

    When you see a fork on the board, you pick it up. lol


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