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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 3 years ago · Quote · #201

    chessgm8

    306. When somebody is paired up with you, they might as well be playing Giveaway
    307. When your opponent castles, you say, "That's an illegal move!"
    308. You insist that castling through check is legal--your king isn't in check
    309. You think a pawn promotion is much stronger than checkmate because you get another queen
    310. If someone doesn't say "check", you move a pawn
    311. You think there is no such thing as "forced checkmate"
    312. You castle out of checkmate

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #202

    chessgm8

    313. This is your longest game

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #203

    1RedKnight99

    chessgm8 wrote:
     

    313. This is your longest game

    314. That is your only game

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #204

    koala8

    Out of 1000 games this is your longest

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #205

    Foek

    315. You think that when your pawns goes to the last rank you just lose them. (They fall of at the edge of the flat world)

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #206

    iixxPROxxii

    When you see a fork on the board, you pick it up. lol

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #207

    Foek

    317. You still have friends

    318. You stop playing chess every now and then to shower

    319. You still believe that there is a strange outside world wich has nothing to do with chess.

    320. You can count further then 8

    321. You understand the alphabet has more letters then: a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,x,K,Q,R,N and B

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #208

    Foek

    322. Instead of playing chess you are posting here

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #209

    koala8

    Foek wrote:

    322. Instead of playing chess you are posting here


    so insulting yourself lol :P

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #210

    chessgm8

    323. You post the rest of the signs until you get to 1000--why are you so good? You do all those things.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #211

    chessgm8

    324. You never have castled

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #212

    Michael-G

    325.Your gf has not dumped you yet.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #213

    NietzscheIsDead

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  • 3 years ago · Quote · #214

    NietzscheIsDead

    326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #215

    CHCL

    327. You confidently say you can beat Kasparov the first day you learn the game.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #216

    chessgm8

    dylan1974 wrote:

    326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

    Already said.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #217

    Wizard_Chess97

    chessgm8 wrote:
    dylan1974 wrote:

    326. When you advance a pawn for promotion, you say: "King me."

    Already said.

    Already said like 20 times. Cool

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #218

    Martin0

    328. You keep track of everything that has been said in this forum.

    329. You think chess engines have solved chess

    330. You think chess engines are perfect.

    331. You notice which weather it is during the day.

    332. You think you cannot improve your game

    333.You are not dreaming about chess.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #219

    Roeczak

    You believe that the older opponent will win

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #220

    Shubham764

    337 . You don't know what checkmate is :O

    338 . You win a game after you're checkmated :P

    339 . You bribe your opponent into losing Cool


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