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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 3 years ago · Quote · #21

    Morris_W3

    21. You use your chess set as a decorative centerpiece.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #22

    metacrash

    29. You lost on time on a game without a clock.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #23

    Conflagration_Planet

    You can't even win for a Klondike bar.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #24

    bcoburn2

    you put the king on his own color.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #25

    DaBigOne

    32. You try to lose at chess

    33. Losing rating points is a honour (I think there was some thread about someone doing that)

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #26

    Anonymous_U

    34. You rook-lift every game.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #27

    metacrash

    34. You play bughouse with 3 imaginary people. And still lose.

    35. You think zugzwang is a German sausage with mustard and relish.

    36. You think the King's Indian Attack is a significant event in the French and Indian War.

    37. Your opponent checkmated you with a bishop and king vs. king. 

    38. You succesfully play the FTL Variation of the Scandinavian as Black:

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #28

    1RedKnight99

    40. You think en passant is a French food.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #29

    breakerofwind

    41.  You think your opponent is a pissant.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #30

    Anonymous_U

    42.  You try to mate with a KIng and Minor Piece vs King.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #31

    piphilologist

    43. You regularly sacrifice your King.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #32

    xitvono

    you play the Richter Veresov when you really meant to play the Ruy Lopez

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #33

    DaBigOne

    45. You try to mate with King vs king

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #34

    metacrash

    45. You hopelessly try to cover your white pieces in chocolate syrup when your opponent isn't looking so it can be safe from attack.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #35

    ChessisGood

    47. You still can't win the WCC.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #36

    Irontiger

    48.You think you could get world champion within a year if you really wanted to.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #37

    kradon5953

    49. You think the queen is worth more than the king in points.

    50. When you attack your oapponent's queen,you blurt out check.

    51. When your opponent tells you "check", you ask, " check what?"

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #38

    DaBigOne

    52. You sneak an extra queen on the board

    53. Your friend cries when he sees you play (Hint hint cradon)

    54. You bet on the other person to beat you in a game.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #39

    cradon5953

    53. Ppl randomly yell out things ie. losing, terrible, blunder force mate 7 moves (hint hint DaBigOne)

    54. You put the letters vertically and the numbers horizontally

    55. In notation, you use numbers before the letter

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #40

    helloyello

    jrzmath99 wrote:
    DaBigOne wrote:

    22. You try to mate yourself

    I actually did that once in a puzzle. I was wondering why I couldn't find mate  but then I realized it was my own king.

    23. You have never had a game go past the opening, because you always resign after you lose your queen

    24. You don't know what the point of Chess.com is

    25. You buy an opening book, thinking it opens itself

    I did 23 again to get back on track because 11 got skipped.

    That means you play chess too little


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