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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 2 years ago · Quote · #61

    LegoPirate

    Metaknight251 wrote:
     

    90.  You are playing white in the above position and can't figure out how to win and decide to stalemate your opponent before you flag.

    Something like that actually happened to me, except my opponent had the extra rook, and he kept trying until he ran out of time. Here is the game: http://www.chess.com/livechess/game.html?id=135260802

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #62

    DaBigOne

    93. You try to promote pawn to king

    94. When you mention chess, people chuckle

    95. Your pieces desert the game you are playing

    96. Someone has to not play at all with you to make a fair match

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #63

    LegoPirate

    97. Your opponent feels so sorry for you, they sacrifice everything except their king and one pawn (which they promise they will never promote) and they still win.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #64

    Conflagration_Planet

    Your opponent can checkmate you with a king, and a knight.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #65

    DaBigOne

    99. You forfeit after learning you are playing against a rock

    100. You protest about getting a bye, considering it unfair

    101. You offer a draw after you lost

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #66

    cradon5953


    ^^You play the Bongcloud as white and lose like this^^ Hint hint DaBigOne

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #67

    cradon5953

    Reason 102. ^^^^^

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #68

    cradon5953

    103. You study GM games all day long trying to analyze, but when ur up against a 700 rated player you still lose to fools mate as white. You offer a rematch, and then lose to scholars mate as black.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #69

    cradon5953

    LegoPirate wrote:
    Metaknight251 wrote:
     

    90.  You are playing white in the above position and can't figure out how to win and decide to stalemate your opponent before you flag.

    Something like that actually happened to me, except my opponent had the extra rook, and he kept trying until he ran out of time. Here is the game: http://www.chess.com/livechess/game.html?id=135260802

    ur opponent is the biggest noob XD I couldnt believe seeing that game its so sad, i cried XD lol

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #70

    costag

    104. you have a losing streak of 20 games.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #71

    dancd

    LegoPirate wrote:

    97. Your opponent feels so sorry for you, they sacrifice everything except their king and one pawn (which they promise they will never promote) and they still win.

    Hey! That's ALMOST impossible.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #72

    dancd

    cradon5953 wrote:
     


    ^^You play the Bongcloud as white and lose like this^^ Hint hint DaBigOne

    Hey! That was already said!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #73

    dancd

    DaBigOne wrote:

    93. You try to promote pawn to king

    94. When you mention chess, people chuckle

    95. Your pieces desert the game you are playing

    96. Someone has to not play at all with you to make a fair match

    Hey! 93 was already said!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #74

    LegoPirate

    105. You have a queen and a rook vs. a bishop and a knight and you get checkmated. (I won like that in an OTB game when I had the bishop and knight. The position was something like this: 

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #75

    assezcestassez

    30s films is the best entertainment!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #76

    DaBigOne

    107. You try to castle off the board

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #77

    N2UHC

    108.  You can't remember what some of the pieces are called, so you call them "horses," "castles," and "pointy-headed guys."

    109.  To capture your opponent's pieces, you jump your pieces over them and take them off the board like checkers.

    110.  You think you couldn't possibly have lost the game because you still have pieces left on the board.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #78

    DaBigOne

    N2UHC wrote:

    108.  You can't remember what some of the pieces are called, so you call them "horses"

    Thats an insult to me!

    111. You find out that you cannot sac ur king

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #79

    MoonlessNight

    N2UHC wrote:

    108.  You can't remember what some of the pieces are called, so you call them "horses," "castles," and "pointy-headed guys."

    109.  To capture your opponent's pieces, you jump your pieces over them and take them off the board like checkers.

    110.  You think you couldn't possibly have lost the game because you still have pieces left on the board.

    Wait a minute, their not?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #80

    LegoPirate

    112. You've never figured out one of the Sunday puzzles on Chess.com, even after spending a hour looking at it.


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