117. It's been a few weeks since your wife said "You play too much chess" ;-)
1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!
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119. The 2nd game u won was by after the moves (as White) e4 e5 Qh5, u convinced your opponent to touch their king, and play Ke7 Qxe5#
124.You think you can beat a GM:you want to play against Zugzwang or even Fide.
125.You always want to play with Black to copy your opponent's moves.
129. You don't play anymore because you got mad after you blundered all your pieces.
130. You blunder your pieces because you son't want to play
116. You try to convince your opponent that you can skip your turn.
A friend actually tried to do this to me, once.