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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 21 months ago · Quote · #81

    jtt96

    113. You have captured all your opponent's pieces and captured or immobilized all their pawns but you still insist on promoting pawns until you have 4 or 5 queens.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #82

    jtt96

    114. You think that the most important endgame for a begginner to learn is N + B + K vs. K

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #83

    DaBigOne

    115. You won your first game by switching the colours of the bishops

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #84

    jtt96

    116. You try to convince your opponent that you can skip your turn.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #85

    jtt96

    jtt96 wrote:

    116. You try to convince your opponent that you can skip your turn.

    A friend actually tried to do this to me, once.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #86

    gregkurrell

    117. It's been a few weeks since your wife said  "You play too much chess" ;-)

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #87

    Argonaut13

    118. You take a draw when you are winning by allot.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #88

    DaBigOne

    119. The 2nd game u won was by after the moves (as White) e4 e5 Qh5, u convinced your opponent to touch their king, and play Ke7 Qxe5#

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #89

    chessgm8

    120. You offer draws when there is a checkmate waiting to happen

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #90

    DaBigOne

    121. You resign after you won

    122. Your opponent forfeits after learning he is playing against you

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #91

    jtt96

    123. You lose every game you play because of blundering your pieces away.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #92

    xyzed

    124.You think you can beat a GM:you want to play against Zugzwang or even Fide.
    125.You always want to play with Black to copy your opponent's moves.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #93

    PLAVIN79

    YOU THINK THAT YOUR ROOK MOVES IN L SHAPE

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #94

    LegoPirate

    127. You end up in the hospital because you took the term, "Eat his piece!" literally.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #95

    ApexKiller

    128. u copy blacks moves while playing white!

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #96

    1RedKnight99

    129. You don't play anymore because you got mad after you blundered all your pieces.

    130. You blunder your pieces because you son't want to play

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #97

    DaBigOne

    131. You think black should go 1st

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #98

    Argonaut13

     132. You ask "where does this piece move again"?

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #99

    xyzed

    133. You think that the Caro-Kann(B10)is a reference to the Da Vinci code.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #100

    Aletool

    134.You aplly the chekers rules on a chess game


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