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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 21 months ago · Quote · #101

    yourChess

    135. Thinking there is a way out of checkmate.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #102

    metacrash

    136. You play magnetic chess in a box after taking the phrase "loose pieces drop off" too literally.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #103

    fabelhaft

    137. You don't think of Napoleon as primarily a chess player.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #104

    LorencHoxha

    138. You think that the idea of White moving first is a little bit racist.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #105

    Kruptnick

    139. You think the queen only move on white cases in nowadays normal chess (ie, not in a variant.)

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #106

    cradon5953

    140. You think this is monopoly, and that you can buy squares to get your properties. You then ask your opponenent, "Where's the money to buy the properties??"

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #107

    DaBigOne

    141. You buy extra chess pieces to put on the board

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #108

    JoseO

    142. You think there should be a "get out of checkmate" card just like "get out of jail" card from Monopoly.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #109

    1RedKnight99

    When you checkmate somebody, you tell their king to go directly to jail and do not pass go.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #110

    Rikhardr

    You ask the person your playing how the horsee moves?  Wink

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #111

    1RedKnight99

    145. You like monopoly more than chess.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #112

    Kageri

    146. you don't like violence against queen and king. instead you demonstrate peacefully against monarchy.

    147. you take pieces by jumping over them with your queen

    148. you use your chess board as dinner tray

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #113

    Kageri

    149. you call the police if someone wants to play bullet with you

    150. you try to feed the horsies

    151. if your opponent says check, you say "I raise by 50 bucks"

    152. you try to cure the bishop from his obsessive-compulsive disorder, because he online steps on fields with equal color

    153. you think its pervert to beat the queen

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #114

    jtt96

    151, lol.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #115

    iixxPROxxii

    154. You never met a premature queen user.

    155. You don't understand why the king is not more powerfull than the queen.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #116

    ka7th

    156. You think zugzwang is the german word for a mishit golf shot

    157. You think zwischenzug is the german word for switcheroo

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #117

    Screener

    156.Your opponent says checkmate and you think check got married.

    157. You play chess with checkers pieces.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #118

    Foek

    158. You insist on promoting your pawn to a fox. Hey! dumb horses are allowed...

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #119

    chessgm8

    159. You call rooks "castles"
    160. You think that "check" means to check the board for queen threats
    161. You call knights "horseys" or "horse"
    162. You insist that having adjacent kings is perfectly legal
    163. You checkmate by putting your king adjacent to your opponent's king and think it is checkmate because your king is protected
    164. You get mated by Fool's Mate
    165. You get mated by Scholar's Mate
    166. You think queens can move in L shapes
    167. You insist on promoting to another king
    168. You think you have to checkmate the queen
    169. You take the queen over the king
    170. You think chess notation is some kind of spy code
    171. You think you can escape checkmate
    172. You capture pieces like you would in a game of checkers
    173. You use checkers to replace the pawns you are missing
    174. You don't know who Magnus Carlsen is
    174. You call youself a GM when you reach a rating of 750
    175. You play chess like giveaway
    176. The only way you can win is to be loud and distract your opponent

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #120

    ISHAKUSAMAILA

    you hit your opponent whenever he wins you.


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