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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 21 months ago · Quote · #161

    koala8

    264)you get checkmated in two moves

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #162

    koala8

    265)you agree to play a game with 56 queens and still lose

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #163

    koala8

    266)you say "king me" when you promote a pawn 

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #164

    DONKEY_KONGxxx

    261. As white, you always play 1.a3 to prevent losing your knight in the Ruy Lopez Exchange Variation.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #165

    DONKEY_KONGxxx

    262. While playing bullet, you lose on time when you keep trying to castle after you've already moved your king

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #166

    koala8

    269)when someone says checkmate you think an australian person is checking you

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #167

    DONKEY_KONGxxx

    270. You think "blundering" is when you calculate moves outloud.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #168

    DONKEY_KONGxxx

    271. You never play standard time, because you think you have to stand up for 15 minutes while playing.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #169

    DONKEY_KONGxxx

    272. When your opponent uses en passant, you report them to staff for hacking.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #170

    UsedUsername

    1000. You look at this list and realize you do some/all of these things.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #171

    koala8

    UsedUsername wrote:

    1000. You look at this list and realize you do some/all of these things.

    hey you can't just skip to 1000

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #172

    koala8

    274) you get your king to the end of the board and try to promote 

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #173

    JoseO

    koala8 wrote:
    UsedUsername wrote:

    1000. You look at this list and realize you do some/all of these things.

    hey you can't just skip to 1000

    He was doing what all good chess players do, think ahead.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #174

    koala8

    hahahaha

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #175

    koala8

    275. You think that pawn pushing is when you push your pawn over

    276. You think pushing your king over is an excellent defense for your king becuse it's ducking behind the pawns

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #176

    koala8

    277. You think the dragon variation in the sicilian is when you call in a dragon to checkmate the king

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #177

    RaleighRaine

    278. You see this diagram and can't find the mate:

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #178

    neo-metacrash

    279. You think you castle like this

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #179

    koala8

     280. You only play openings that corresponde to where you live Italian, English, London, French, King's indian, Queen's indian, etc.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #180

    overclockedapebrain

    koala8 wrote:

     280. You only play openings that corresponde to where you live Italian, English, London, French, King's indian, Queen's indian, etc.

    HAHAHAHA!


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