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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 3 years ago · Quote · #161

    DONKEY_KONGxxx

    262. While playing bullet, you lose on time when you keep trying to castle after you've already moved your king

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #162

    koala8

    269)when someone says checkmate you think an australian person is checking you

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #163

    DONKEY_KONGxxx

    270. You think "blundering" is when you calculate moves outloud.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #164

    DONKEY_KONGxxx

    271. You never play standard time, because you think you have to stand up for 15 minutes while playing.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #165

    DONKEY_KONGxxx

    272. When your opponent uses en passant, you report them to staff for hacking.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #166

    UsedUsername

    1000. You look at this list and realize you do some/all of these things.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #167

    koala8

    UsedUsername wrote:

    1000. You look at this list and realize you do some/all of these things.

    hey you can't just skip to 1000

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #168

    koala8

    274) you get your king to the end of the board and try to promote 

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #169

    koala8

    hahahaha

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #170

    koala8

    275. You think that pawn pushing is when you push your pawn over

    276. You think pushing your king over is an excellent defense for your king becuse it's ducking behind the pawns

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #171

    koala8

    277. You think the dragon variation in the sicilian is when you call in a dragon to checkmate the king

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #172

    RaleighRaine

    278. You see this diagram and can't find the mate:

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #173

    neo-metacrash

    279. You think you castle like this

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #174

    koala8

     280. You only play openings that corresponde to where you live Italian, English, London, French, King's indian, Queen's indian, etc.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #175

    overclockedapebrain

    koala8 wrote:

     280. You only play openings that corresponde to where you live Italian, English, London, French, King's indian, Queen's indian, etc.

    HAHAHAHA!

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #176

    pipinghotsos

    281. You don't want to take any pawns because you think that they are cute.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #177

    koala8

    286. you have a rating of 0

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #178

    Martin0

    289. You forget the difference between shogi and chess

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #179

    Martin0

    290. You think the starting position is just another interesting chess 960 position.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #180

    koala8

    292. you think the knight moves up and then back to the square it was on


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