You play only 1/0 games.
1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!
12. You checkmate your own king to win the game
13. You are very good at suicide chess, because u find it easy to give away pieces
18. You see a chess book that you've always read and wonder why your brother would rob the library just so he can get slightly better at chess.
20. You thinks that the movie "Searching for Bobby Fischer" is a movie about Fischer when he was a child
22. You try to mate yourself
I actually did that once in a puzzle. I was wondering why I couldn't find mate but then I realized it was my own king.
23. You have never had a game go past the opening, because you always resign after you lose your queen
24. You don't know what the point of Chess.com is
25. You buy an opening book, thinking it opens itself
I did 23 again to get back on track because 11 got skipped.
LETS LIST 1000 SIGNS!
YES THIS IS A PARODY, LOL