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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 23 months ago · Quote · #1

    DaBigOne

    LETS LIST 1000 SIGNS!

    YES THIS IS A PARODY, LOL

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #2

    Morris_W3

    You play only 1/0 games.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #3

    DaBigOne

    2. You forgot who goes first

    3.You think the queen moves in l shapes

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #4

    Timothy_P

    4. You spend all your time on chess sites in the forums instead of playing.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #5

    DaBigOne

    5. You play poker instead of chess

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #6

    DaBigOne

    7. You think u need to be royalty to play the kings gambit

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #7

    DaBigOne

    9. You promote your pawn to your opponents pieces

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #8

    DaBigOne

    12. You checkmate your own king to win the game

    13. You are very good at suicide chess, because u find it easy to give away pieces

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #9

    Anonymous_U

    16. You spell Bobby Fischer "Bobby Fisher"!

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #10

    DaBigOne

    17. You dont sleep with a chessboard

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #11

    VULPES_VULPES

    snakesbelly wrote:

    15. You have a life

    INSULT MUCH?????

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #12

    VULPES_VULPES

    Anonymous_U wrote:

    16. You spell Bobby Fischer "Bobby Fisher"!

    That's how I always spelled it.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #13

    VULPES_VULPES

    18. You see a chess book that you've always read and wonder why your brother would rob the library just so he can get slightly better at chess.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #14

    DaBigOne

    19. You don't make the effort to even learn the RULES!

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #15

    nate23

    20. You thinks that the movie "Searching for Bobby Fischer" is a movie about Fischer when he was a child

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #16

    xbigboy

    One of your recent puzzle compositions; Difficulty: HARD

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #17

    DaBigOne

    22. You try to mate yourself

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #18

    piphilologist

    23. You play 2.Qh5

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #19

    1RedKnight99

    DaBigOne wrote:

    22. You try to mate yourself

    I actually did that once in a puzzle. I was wondering why I couldn't find mate  but then I realized it was my own king.

    23. You have never had a game go past the opening, because you always resign after you lose your queen

    24. You don't know what the point of Chess.com is

    25. You buy an opening book, thinking it opens itself

    I did 23 again to get back on track because 11 got skipped.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #20

    thesignofthefour

    26.  You actually hear what your wife is saying.

    27.  You don't do a pee-pee dance at your desk because you're in the middle of a blitz game.


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