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1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!


  • 2 years ago · Quote · #1

    DaBigOne

    LETS LIST 1000 SIGNS!

    YES THIS IS A PARODY, LOL

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #2

    Morris_W3

    You play only 1/0 games.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #3

    DaBigOne

    2. You forgot who goes first

    3.You think the queen moves in l shapes

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #4

    Timothy_P

    4. You spend all your time on chess sites in the forums instead of playing.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #5

    DaBigOne

    5. You play poker instead of chess

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #6

    DaBigOne

    7. You think u need to be royalty to play the kings gambit

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #7

    DaBigOne

    9. You promote your pawn to your opponents pieces

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #8

    DaBigOne

    12. You checkmate your own king to win the game

    13. You are very good at suicide chess, because u find it easy to give away pieces

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #9

    Anonymous_U

    16. You spell Bobby Fischer "Bobby Fisher"!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #10

    DaBigOne

    17. You dont sleep with a chessboard

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #11

    VULPES_VULPES

    snakesbelly wrote:

    15. You have a life

    INSULT MUCH?????

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #12

    VULPES_VULPES

    Anonymous_U wrote:

    16. You spell Bobby Fischer "Bobby Fisher"!

    That's how I always spelled it.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #13

    VULPES_VULPES

    18. You see a chess book that you've always read and wonder why your brother would rob the library just so he can get slightly better at chess.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #14

    DaBigOne

    19. You don't make the effort to even learn the RULES!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #15

    MoonlessNight

    20. You thinks that the movie "Searching for Bobby Fischer" is a movie about Fischer when he was a child

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #16

    xbigboy

    One of your recent puzzle compositions; Difficulty: HARD

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #17

    DaBigOne

    22. You try to mate yourself

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #18

    piphilologist

    23. You play 2.Qh5

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #19

    1RedKnight99

    DaBigOne wrote:

    22. You try to mate yourself

    I actually did that once in a puzzle. I was wondering why I couldn't find mate  but then I realized it was my own king.

    23. You have never had a game go past the opening, because you always resign after you lose your queen

    24. You don't know what the point of Chess.com is

    25. You buy an opening book, thinking it opens itself

    I did 23 again to get back on track because 11 got skipped.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #20

    thesignofthefour

    26.  You actually hear what your wife is saying.

    27.  You don't do a pee-pee dance at your desk because you're in the middle of a blitz game.


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