1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

#301 not #299

302. You think 0 moves ahead 100% of the time

I'm seeing a lot of doubles here. For example, someone copied one of mine (#254 and #286). 

303. You play chess like checkers.

Another one! I think that's the fourth time I've seen that one! 

Really? Sorry i'll change it. Its getting harder.

303. You set up the pieces on the wrong side of the board.

believe it was already said

Pretty much all of them have been now. Maybe we should just leave it at 300. 

Or combine this thread with this one! http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/5000-signs-you-dont-know-enough-about-chess?page=1

yea I guess.

Ok, there's an original. But I don't! I keep one in my tournament bag though... 

not all, what is rediculous though is someone did this same topic but with 5000

There probably going to get the same things as this.

I have. In fact, it inspired this one.

 DaBigOne said: LETS LIST 1000 SIGNS!

YES THIS IS A PARODY, LOL

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/1000-signs-that-you-play-chess-too-much

306. When somebody is paired up with you, they might as well be playing Giveaway
307. When your opponent castles, you say, "That's an illegal move!"
308. You insist that castling through check is legal--your king isn't in check
309. You think a pawn promotion is much stronger than checkmate because you get another queen
310. If someone doesn't say "check", you move a pawn
311. You think there is no such thing as "forced checkmate"
312. You castle out of checkmate

313. This is your longest game

314. That is your only game

Out of 1000 games this is your longest

315. You think that when your pawns goes to the last rank you just lose them. (They fall of at the edge of the flat world)