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1,000 signs you play chess too much.


  • 9 months ago · Quote · #1381

    motherinlaw

    MrInitialMan wrote:

    When you walk along a tiled floor, your footsteps only make legal Knight moves.

    Sounds challenging!  I'd probably slip and fall and hit my head on the tile and suffer brain damage and not be able to play chess very well at all.  Wait.  Maybe that's already happened.  That would explain a lot of my recent games.

  • 9 months ago · Quote · #1382

    pikachu11

    motherinlaw wrote:
    MrInitialMan wrote:

    When you walk along a tiled floor, your footsteps only make legal Knight moves.

    Sounds challenging!  I'd probably slip and fall and hit my head on the tile and suffer brain damage and not be able to play chess very well at all.  Wait.  Maybe that's already happened.  That would explain a lot of my recent games.

    ??

  • 9 months ago · Quote · #1383

    colinsaul

    pikachu is a pokemon which is a creature in a children's cartoon series.

  • 9 months ago · Quote · #1384

    jonathansfirstacount

    aka the worst pokemon ever because you need to waste a stone on him to grow a spikey tail....

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #1385

    darthion

    but the worst...is magikarp?

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #1386

    Akatsuki64

    You can think of 1,000 signs you play chess too much in a few minutes.

  • 6 months ago · Quote · #1387

    shine5

    you saw 10 moves ahead but missed a mate in one.

  • 6 months ago · Quote · #1388

    yutuyt

    1393:Chess starts to seem as valuable as diamond.

  • 6 months ago · Quote · #1389

    NinjaInPijama

    you have a chess tatto on your balls


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