1,000 signs you play chess too much.

I don't know about this one ... sounds like a completely normal kid to me... ;-D 

:D

You are surprised when someone doesn't play chess! :D

Dang it, guys, we just wasted 1355 posts.

We're supposed to write 1000 sings that you play chess too much.

Sign #1358 :  You keep going on posting in a forum that's already past its stated goal for number of posts.  What does this mean?  That you're making silly comments as you mark time while waiting for your opponent's next move.  

So, if you (and by "you" I mean "me") are glued to this site, playing and waiting, playing and waiting, then Voilá!  You do in fact "Play Chess Too Much."  So .... Welcome to "my world," you poor dears. ;-)  

You have sex with the Queen

When you secretly login on ICC and tell your girlfriend/wife, "No darling, I am just watching porn."

Signs of too much chess playing:

The only people you know are chess players.

1362:You would risk your life for the sake of chess.

1363: You own Chess.com

1364: Everything on the list is something that you did.

1365:You have 13374647 points,and you have played more that chess games.Also,you have captured 123233435456 pawns.

1366:

Is that what happens once you lose or win?

1367. You smash the board on your opponant's head killing him after you lose a game. (Actually happened) (P.S. Nice Akatsuki64)

1368:

You never can play too much Chess.

Depends on the person. Some might have a limit. Others might be able to go on for years...

1369: People slag you off for it.

1370: You post in this forum.