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5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess


  • 23 months ago · Quote · #501

    chessgm8

    AKirilov wrote:
     

    We really should stop with the Fool's Mate! There have been several posts with the Fool's Mate!

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #502

    MarvinTheRobot

    chessgm8, do you really expect the people who come here to post to read all the (26) pages to make sure that they do not repeat what was said? I don't think so.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #503

    crimsonaaron

    643. You try to promote a pawn to a pawn

    644. You lose to this: 

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #504

    adrenalin1

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  • 23 months ago · Quote · #505

    chessgm8

    645. You play this:



  • 23 months ago · Quote · #506

    chessgm8

    646. You don't feel like playing, so do this:



  • 23 months ago · Quote · #507

    bronsteinitz

    647. You're a coneheadzombie and you post fantastic wins

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #508

    chessgm8

    649. This is the only game you have won:



  • 23 months ago · Quote · #509

    boringpotato

    650. When you challenge the computer to a lightning 1/0 game

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #510

    StMichealD

    651.your just too dumb

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #511

    ClavierCavalier

    coneheadzombie wrote:

    This is your favorite opening

    If I were black, that would be my favorite opening.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #512

    bishop987

    652.you accept a draw when a queen and 2 rooks up

    653.you think you can move your own peices off the board

    654. you think you can move you opponent's peices for him.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #513

    chessgm8

    655. You know how to mate with a queen--but have not won with 6 queens
    656. You have an 11x11 board, and say, "Where are the other pieces?"
    657. If you were to combine all these signs into one, it would equal: your play
    658. You offer constant draws, hoping your opponent will run out of time
    659. You offer constant draws, hoping your opponent will not see the mate
    660. You need to download an app that shows all the legal moves in order to play a game

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #514

    Aleister666

    661: Scholar's Mate

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #515

    Chessman265

    662: As black, you play

    1.e4 e5

    2.Qh5 Ke7

    3.Qxe4#

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #516

    Chessman265

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #517

    Chessman265

    663. Your white and you play this sequence often, and get it kicked around.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #518

    Chessman265

    664. You think that bughouse is when you play with bug pieces.

    (For those who really don't know, its a chess game with 2 people on a team. Search it up!)

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #519

    ClavierCavalier

    chessgm8 wrote:

    655. You know how to mate with a queen--but have not won with 6 queens
    656. You have an 11x11 board, and say, "Where are the other pieces?"
    657. If you were to combine all these signs into one, it would equal: your play
    658. You offer constant draws, hoping your opponent will run out of time
    659. You offer constant draws, hoping your opponent will not see the mate
    660. You need to download an app that shows all the legal moves in order to play a game

    655 seems a little ambigous.  I've mated several times with a K+Q, but I've never promoted enough pawns to mate with 6 queens, therefore I've never won with 6 queens.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #520

    ClavierCavalier

    665.  You always try for the scholar's mate, thinking that your opponent can't stop it.

    Seriously, eveytime I see 1. e3, the opponent goes for the scholar's mate.  It's like they think they'll win in a few turns so a real move like 1. e4 is useless.


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