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A little Chess joke


  • 3 years ago · Quote · #1

    seanki

    so we had Garry Kasparov over for dinner last night, problem was we had a checkered table cloth and it took him an hour to pass the salt.


  • 3 years ago · Quote · #2

    chesschampie

    LOL for the joke. What does the picture have to do with anything?

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #3

    fburton

    chesschampie wrote:

    LOL for the joke. What does the picture have to do with anything?


    It's the sound one often hears after a joke has been told -especially the kind of joke that makes one go "Heh!" rather than "Bwahahaha" or wetting oneself. 

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ba%20dum%20tish 

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #4

    MALVINSTARDUST

    great one Laughing

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #5

    fburton

    seanki wrote:

    so we had Garry Kasparov over for dinner last night, problem was we had a checkered table cloth and it took him an hour to pass the salt.



    ... and then when he finally did so, he slammed the salt shaker down with such aggressive dynamism that the top came off and salt went all over everyone, into the salad etc.

    No, that's probably taking the joke too far...Laughing

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #6

    IKEMAN

    The drum sound is called a "Rim Shot." Really old school.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #7

    MordecaiX

    IKEMAN wrote:

    The drum sound is called a "Rim Shot." Really old school.


    Nowadays a rim shot is something else.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #8

    IKEMAN

    ClaretCharlie wrote:
    IKEMAN wrote:

    The drum sound is called a "Rim Shot." Really old school.


    Nowadays a rim shot is something else.


     True.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #9

    seanki

    fburton wrote:
    seanki wrote:

    so we had Garry Kasparov over for dinner last night, problem was we had a checkered table cloth and it took him an hour to pass the salt.



    ... and then when he finally did so, he slammed the salt shaker down with such aggressive dynamism that the top came off and salt went all over everyone, into the salad etc.

    No, that's probably taking the joke too far...


    haha yes and resigned Laughing

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #10

    MALVINSTARDUST

    lucky you did nt need the pepper to lol

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #11

    Liquidator_Brunt

    Did passing the salt require any talent?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #12

    sode1

    so we had Garry Kasparov over for dinner last night, problem was we had a checkered table cloth and it took him an hour to pass the salt.



    ... and then when he finally did so, he slammed the salt shaker down with such aggressive dynamism that the top came off and salt went all over everyone, into the salad etc.

    No, that's probably taking the joke too far...


    haha yes and resignedLaughing very funny

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #13

    AndyClifton

    Then we had to wait all night while he wrote a bunch of books about all his earlier dinners.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #14

    helltank

    Wait... assuming that you guys ate at the average maximum size for a table for two, and the whole thing was draped with a checkered tablecloth, even if the salt shaker was a pawn, it would only take him a few minutes to pass the salt.

    Because all you have to do is make random moves and he'll keep pushing his pawn up.


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