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  • 2 years ago · Quote · #41

    HessianWarrior

    bronsteinitz wrote:

    [JOKE DELETED BY MOD - JUST AWFUL -...]

    Might as well delete the whole thread while you're at it.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #42

    DrSpudnik

    Progress at last!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #43

    livluvrok

    haha

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #44

    HessianWarrior

    Moderator are you still there?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #45

    winerkleiner

    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #46

    HessianWarrior

    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

    Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #47

    winerkleiner

    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

    Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

    Wow, the psych ward let you out?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #48

    HessianWarrior

    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

    Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

    Wow, the psych ward let you out?

    Why wouldn't they, I was only there to bring you your mail?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #49

    trysts

    Worst thread in the history of sewing.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #50

    HessianWarrior

    trysts wrote:

    Worst thread in the history of sewing.

    But here you are.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #51

    winerkleiner

    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

    Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

    Wow, the psych ward let you out?

    Why wouldn't they, I was only there to bring you your mail?

    That's the last straw, I've had it...please tell you wife to stop calling me.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #52

    linuxblue1

    Two pirates meet on a beach. One is called Gary Kasparov. The other is called Garry Kasparov. What did they say to each other?

    Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Laughing

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #53

    HessianWarrior

    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    There were once two chess players, now look how many there are.

    Yay worse joke ever!


    One to many.

    {(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

    Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

    Wow, the psych ward let you out?

    Why wouldn't they, I was only there to bring you your mail?

    That's the last straw, I've had it...please tell you wife to stop calling me.

    Hell no Weinersnitchel, it keeps her off my ass.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #54

    trysts

    Yes, hashish. I too, have been apart of the worst threads ever imagined. Confederate whalers in Denmark? I was there. Comets hitting the earth? I was there. Copyrighted chess variants including sharks with lasers? I was there. Epiphanies about the rudeness of the letters "gg"? I was there. Chess.com accused of not paying child support? I was there. Elephants interested in bungholes? I was there. 

    The most uncomfortable, embarrassing, WTH threads ever to grace Chess.com, I was there for. If only to show children who have already begun the inappropriate thievery of their parents password to access a forum which could do nothing but harm their innocence, that there is a better way to have a lobotomy.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #55

    HessianWarrior

    trysts wrote:

    Yes, hashish. I too, have been apart of the worst threads ever imagined. Confederate whalers in Denmark? I was there. Comets hitting the earth? I was there. Copyrighted chess variants including sharks with lasers? I was there. Epiphanies about the rudeness of the letters "gg"? I was there. Chess.com accused of not paying child support? I was there. Elephants interested in bungholes? I was there. 

    The most uncomfortable, embarrassing, WTH threads ever to grace Chess.com, I was there for. If only to show children who have already begun the inappropriate thievery of their parents password to access a forum which could do nothing but harm their innocence, that there is a better way to have a lobotomy.

    Now that I would like to have witnessed first hand.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #56

    trysts

    It was deleted.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #57

    HessianWarrior

    trysts wrote:

    It was deleted.

    The Moderators can be so unfun sometimes.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #58

    trysts

    The thread wasn't deleted, only the picture of the curious elephant.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #59

    chessmateYay

    they need a forum 4 stuff like this...

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #60

    HessianWarrior

    trysts wrote:

    The thread wasn't deleted, only the picture of the curious elephant.

    Well then all is not lost.


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