Might as well delete the whole thread while you're at it.

Progress at last!

Bobby Fischer walks into some crap NY chess club, or was it in Brussels ? not sure

anyways, he downs a pint, puts his glass on the counter, looks to his left and shouts

"you're a bunch of idiots!"

then he looks to his right and yells

"you're a bunch of fools!"

then walks right out.

next club night ... same thing happens

he downs his pint, looks to his left and shouts

"you're a bunch of idiots!"

then turns to his right and hollers

"you're a bunch of fools!"

legs it out the door.

so one of the players gets thinking and says

"wait a minute, i'm not gonna take that dribble from him!"

next night, Fischer walks in, pint in hand, guzzles it all down, puts the glass on the counter, turns to his left, then right and shouts

"you're a bunch of idiots!"

"you're a bunch of fools!"

the guy stands up and confronts the Fish, says

"hang on a minute! i'm not a fool!"

so the fish says

"well go sit with the idiots then!"

haha

Moderator are you still there?

{(HESSAINWARRIOR DELETED BY MODS-Wishful thinking}

Hopefully for you the Moderators don't go by the ugliest face when they delete someone.

Wow, the psych ward let you out?

Why wouldn't they, I was only there to bring you your mail?

Worst thread in the history of sewing.

But here you are.

That's the last straw, I've had it...please tell you wife to stop calling me.

Two pirates meet on a beach. One is called Gary Kasparov. The other is called Garry Kasparov. What did they say to each other?

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hell no Weinersnitchel, it keeps her off my ass.

Yes, hashish. I too, have been apart of the worst threads ever imagined. Confederate whalers in Denmark? I was there. Comets hitting the earth? I was there. Copyrighted chess variants including sharks with lasers? I was there. Epiphanies about the rudeness of the letters "gg"? I was there. Chess.com accused of not paying child support? I was there. Elephants interested in bungholes? I was there. 

The most uncomfortable, embarrassing, WTH threads ever to grace Chess.com, I was there for. If only to show children who have already begun the inappropriate thievery of their parents password to access a forum which could do nothing but harm their innocence, that there is a better way to have a lobotomy.

Now that I would like to have witnessed first hand.

It was deleted.

The Moderators can be so unfun sometimes.

The thread wasn't deleted, only the picture of the curious elephant.

they need a forum 4 stuff like this...