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Without me, your life would be meaningless!
Without me there would be nobody to point out what a pile of s##t you are. (I used two # symbols to go easy on you)
Lol so only "you know for sure" hehe
I prefer to type it this way.....$#!T
No, there are a host of people that already know that, then there are the poor saps who need to be enlightened.
I know, Hashmarks typing is just weird.
So Fischer walked into a synagogue...
I walked into a heavy metal bar once...maybe people need to watch where they are walking...
Raise you cane if you were born in 1949.
another walked into it joke...
I was at work one day and overheard the following conversation between two guys...
guy 1...snifff snifff, I smell beans
guy2... oh, I had beans for breakfast
guy1...beans ? for breakfast ? why would I be able to smell em now ?
guy2... I just farted...
guy1...I walked right into that
guy2...yeah you sure did
Raise your Report Card if you were born stupid.
What I don't get is why would a 64 year old go out of his way to put me and others down? What's wrong with your thinking process?
On my part it's all fun and games, but with you (a 64 year old) it's personal (I guess). Deep down I don't care but you seem to.
It makes me think of raise your glass if you like ....
I'm having fun too, just keep yapping.
I like that picture.
it would be even better with a diving board.
True, and I know some people I would send out on it. :)
What about people with multiple personality disorder?
Well, what about people with orderly multiple personalities...if there is such a thing....lol
What about a hop skip and plop....or the nestea plunge......cannonball....canopener....or my fav....the phoon
I guess there would be a small splash, and a lava bubble forming, and popping, caused by the water in your body turning to steam. :)
Hold your tongue and say volcanic ash...
I'm betting HashMarks will quote me, lol.
5 minutes ago·Quote·#108
First things first, don't laugh out loud, it's annoying and I'm sure your breath stinks. Second things second; the quote in blue shows that you were sniveling about me being such a big meanie to you last night, yet tonight YOU invite me to punish you even more. If you just keep yapping Bozo, so expect what you get.
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