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  • 23 months ago · Quote · #81

    nameno1had

    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Without me, your life would be meaningless!

    Without me there would be nobody to point out what a pile of s##t you are. (I used two # symbols to go easy on you)


     

    Lol so only "you know for sure" hehe

    I prefer  to type it this way.....$#!T

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #82

    HessianWarrior

    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Without me, your life would be meaningless!

    Without me there would be nobody to point out what a pile of s##t you are. (I used two # symbols to go easy on you)


     

    Lol so only "you know for sure" hehe

    No, there are a host of people that already know that, then there are the poor saps who need to be enlightened.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #83

    winerkleiner

    nameno1had wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Without me, your life would be meaningless!

    Without me there would be nobody to point out what a pile of s##t you are. (I used two # symbols to go easy on you)


     

    Lol so only "you know for sure" hehe

    I prefer  to type it this way.....$#!T

    I know, Hashmarks typing is just weird.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #84

    nameno1had

    Rnewms wrote:

    So Fischer walked into a synagogue...

    I walked into a heavy metal bar once...maybe people need to watch where they are walking...

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #85

    winerkleiner

    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Without me, your life would be meaningless!

    Without me there would be nobody to point out what a pile of s##t you are. (I used two # symbols to go easy on you)


     

    Lol so only "you know for sure" hehe

    No, there are a host of people that already know that, then there are the poor saps who need to be enlightened.

    Raise you cane if you were born in 1949.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #86

    nameno1had

    another walked into it joke...

    I was at work one day and overheard the following conversation between two guys...

    guy 1...snifff snifff, I smell beans

    guy2... oh, I had beans for breakfast

    guy1...beans ? for breakfast ? why would I be able to smell em now ?

    guy2... I just farted...

    guy1...I walked right into that

    guy2...yeah you sure did

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #87

    HessianWarrior

    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Without me, your life would be meaningless!

    Without me there would be nobody to point out what a pile of s##t you are. (I used two # symbols to go easy on you)


     

    Lol so only "you know for sure" hehe

    No, there are a host of people that already know that, then there are the poor saps who need to be enlightened.

    Raise you cane if you were born in 1949.


    Raise your Report Card if you were born stupid.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #88

    winerkleiner

    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Without me, your life would be meaningless!

    Without me there would be nobody to point out what a pile of s##t you are. (I used two # symbols to go easy on you)


     

    Lol so only "you know for sure" hehe

    No, there are a host of people that already know that, then there are the poor saps who need to be enlightened.

    Raise you cane if you were born in 1949.


    Raise your Report Card if you were born stupid.

    What I don't get is why would a 64 year old go out of his way to put me and others down?  What's wrong with your thinking process? 

    On my part it's all fun and games, but with you (a 64 year old) it's personal (I guess).  Deep down I don't care but you seem to.  

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #89

    netzach

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #90

    nameno1had

    It makes me think of raise your glass if you like ....

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #91

    HessianWarrior

    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Raise you cane if you were born in 1949.


    Raise your Report Card if you were born stupid.

    What I don't get is why would a 64 year old go out of his way to put me and others down?  What's wrong with your thinking process? 

    On my part it's all fun and games, but with you (a 64 year old) it's personal (I guess).  Deep down I don't care but you seem to.  

    I'm having fun too, just keep yapping.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #92

    Conflagration_Planet

    netzach wrote:
     

    I like that picture.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #93

    Conflagration_Planet

    Bicarbonatofsoda wrote:

    it would be even better with a diving board.

    True, and I know some people I would send out on it. :)

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #94

    nameno1had

    What about people with multiple personality disorder?

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #95

    nameno1had

    Well, what about people with orderly multiple personalities...if there is such a thing....lol

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #96

    nameno1had

    What about a hop skip and plop....or the nestea plunge......cannonball....canopener....or my fav....the phoon

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #97

    Conflagration_Planet

    I guess there would be a small splash, and a lava bubble forming, and popping, caused by the water in your body turning to steam. :)

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #98

    nameno1had

    Hold your tongue and say volcanic ash...Laughing

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #99

    winerkleiner

    I'm betting HashMarks will quote me, lol.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #100

    HessianWarrior

    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner  wrote:

    What I don't get is why would a 64 year old go out of his way to put me and others down?  What's wrong with your thinking process? 

    On my part it's all fun and games, but with you (a 64 year old) it's personal (I guess).  Deep down I don't care but you seem to.  

    I'm having fun too, just keep yapping.

    5 minutes ago·Quote·#108

    winerkleiner wrote:

    I'm betting HashMarks will quote me, lol.

    First things first, don't laugh out loud, it's annoying and I'm sure your breath stinks. Second things second; the quote in blue shows that you were sniveling about me being such a big meanie to you last night, yet tonight YOU invite me to punish you even more. If you just keep yapping Bozo, so expect what you get. 

     


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