hah lol
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I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.
Genghiskhant wrote:
I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.
Genghiskhant wrote:
I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.
Sounds like my games. :)
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
Genghiskhant wrote:
I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.
Sounds like my games. :)
It's true. I've seen your games.
A journalist interviews Capablanca at a tournament in Moscow :
"Oh, you know, there are many strong players in Moscow. I met an old Russian fellow who bet he would win against me with Black, and he won indeed in less than thirty moves."
"Wow !"
"Wait, that's not all. I brought him to play against Lasker and he checkmated him in less than twenty moves !"
"How is that possible ? Where is this man, so that I can interview him ?"
Then Capablanca laughs "What a question ! Obviously, we killed him !"
Gil-Gandel wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
Genghiskhant wrote:
I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.
Sounds like my games. :)
It's true. I've seen your games.
Snob.
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
Gil-Gandel wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
Genghiskhant wrote:
I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.
Sounds like my games. :)
It's true. I've seen your games.
Snob.
Guilty. I am unreasonably and incurably prejudiced against bad chess.
So when do get your GM title?
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
So when do get yourGM title?
So when did you get your GM titled ? or So when do you get your GM title ?
I still have my medals from Esso-petrol-stations is that any good? (for status points?)
Also SHCW (Smash Hits Crossword Winner)
nameno1had wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
So when do get yourGM title?
So when did you get your GM titled ? or So when do you get your GM title ?
Doesn't matter, since the first question can be answered "Didn't" and second can be answered "Never."
hmm.
Okay. A horse went into a pub (sounds like GG?) and...
To be continued...
A guy walks into a bar with a Chess Set under his arm and an Alligator on a leash. The bar tender says "Hey Pal if you want to drink here you gotta get rid of that Chess crap".
A horse went into a pub & sat down beside the knight at the end of the bar...
At the other end of the bar were two Bishops sitting on stools...
Drinking spritzer.
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
nameno1had wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
So when do get yourGM title?
So when did you get your GM titled ? or So when do you get your GM title ?
Doesn't matter, since the first question can be answered "Didn't" and second can be answered "Never."
I knew the answer, just not the exact question to know how to relate it back for sure...but I was already enjoying the sarcasm....thanks
This thread has to be the worst chess joke ever.
Yeah but the views keep going up.