terrible lol

I love those pawns :D

And I thought a cookie chess set was bad taste...this beats them all!

So the rooks are outhouses?   Cool.

I would have lobbied for the inclusion of Eastern toilets as bishops.  (Holes in the ground like they sometimes have in Japan.)

And for the king, I'd have made THAT the replacement roll of paper, because that's the most important thing in this scenario.  am I wrong?