Two guys were playing a timed 15 second game. Little did the black player know that the white side was a grandmaster. "a fools mate is my only chance! Thought the black player.

 

Did you  get carried away and break all the peices? Said the former grandmaster. Um, Well, Im outta here I need some new pawns. Off to the pawn shop. "that was my favorite chess board. Fork him! Why do I care?

 

 

 

That's a good one! Did it really happen like that?

right.... a grandmaster played f6 and g5.... right....

But then after he went to the pawn shop, they played again. Ya it was a cholars mate that time. Now the stupid player is an extreemly well rated grandmaster.

wow that was great... !who was the GM?

It was just a chess joke.

Fool's mate...nice!

Double Fool's Mate 

but in the joke you say the white is grand master and white wins

what ^he^ said...      i am very confused   ---   but an interesting note...   i taught my 5 yr old cousin to play that trick against her older brother[13]  (pushing those king pawns is his favorite way to open)        the look on his face was priceless