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10th December 2007, 05:28am
#1
by obelix101
Norway
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 6

Do you know what an Australian poker player says if he has a bad hand?

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- Check, mate! ...


10th December 2007, 09:01am
#2
by bullshark
Port Elizabeth, South Africa South Africa
Member Since: Oct 2007
Member Points: 3455
no ways
10th December 2007, 11:25am
#3
by cubfan2
Chicago,IL United States
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 96

I had to join chess.com. Know Y?

I pawned all of my chess sets!!Laughing

10th December 2007, 12:53pm
#4
by JFercan
Toronto, Canada via Cali Colombia
Member Since: Oct 2007
Member Points: 1049
Two GrandMasters were playing the final match.  Into the 25th move both masters were really into the board, looking at the pieces.  The world was following the game on TV, Internet, Radio, etc.  After an hour no piece was moved.  Another hour passed by and neither moved.  After three ours one Master brakes the silence, and says "Sorry, was it my turn?"
1st July 2008, 08:04am
#5
by King_me
Sydney Australia
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 86

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

 

yes i know ... bland ... but then again ... its a chess joke lol


5th July 2008, 12:05am
#6
by arrowhead13
Alaska United States
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 47
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . etc
 
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