ok here is a chess joke I came up with. I'm not starting a daily chess joke this cuz there rather hard to make up.

1.you never want to play chess with someone from australia, cuz every time they get you in check they'll say check mate, and then there will be this huge fight. NO YOU'RE IN CHECK MATE! NO I'M NOT THATS CHECK! THATS WHAT I SAID MATE!

-joetheevilchesplayer

I thought of that first! (but i didn't say it so i guess it is yours) Great minds think allike.

johndeere850dlc wrote:

I thought of that first! (but i didn't say it so i guess it is yours) Great minds think allike.

I bet other people have thought of this 1 to cuz it makes so much sence. So I'm not taking full credit for the joke (although I should).

No way! That's my joke mate! (jk.  never thought of that.  very funny.)

groan.. a little funny

'o'

haha very funny XD

laught ...

Just made this up:

The king called the Bishop for an audience and asked him what he did to the queen. He answered I knigthed her Sir.

The queen called the rook and asked why the king was not available, he replied he is castling!

The pawn attacked the knight and the knight warned him, if you don't take your move back you can say good(K)night to your life.

The queen got trapped by 2 pieces and was going to be taken, she called the king and asked him what happenned, he said you simply got forked dear!

I made all these up in the time to type it, try it we might all enjoy your sense of humour.

The Autralia "check mate" joke has already been said here on chess.com.

Loomis wrote:

The Autralia "check mate" joke has already been said here on chess.com.

were?

MONGOOSE AND SNAKE playing blitz-said snake" haven' t a leg to stand on, guess you'll get me in the end".

good 1

Just to specify not all Australians speak like crocodile Dundee, the apparent 80's movie star that still resonates with many Americans. We all also don’t speak like the Croc hunter (R.I.P) that is a very small part of rural Australia. It would be like saying, all Americans end there sentences in y'all.

I realise most people understand what I am saying I just thought it necessary to reiterate.

Puc_7 wrote:

Just to specify not all Australians speak like crocodile Dundee, the apparent 80's movie star that still resonates with many Americans. We all also don’t speak like the Croc hunter (R.I.P) that is a very small part of rural Australia. It would be like saying, all Americans end there sentences in y'all.

I realise most people understand what I am saying I just thought it necessary to reiterate.

Yes thank you for making this thread politically correct.  (Voice dripping with sarcasm)

This seems to have come to a dead end, people are stuck on the "Australia" chess joke. They are just not capable of inventing new lines of jokes.

Sorry buddy you are asking something outside the realm or scope of this forum.

People are not necessarily creative, some are simple copycats just repeating things or words said before, some are at a loss in front of a challenge, others are simply not understanding the topic and finally the majority are not interested unless the post is provocative and generate I will say nicely silly comments, you know the Ah!, Ho! Well! etc...

To tell you the truth that was HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

What a bunch of dorks on this site...

Come on guys, you gotta chill. 

Rock out with your Rook out!!!

When you're playing as black, chess is all about fighting white oppression.  The white pieces have a time advantage; they start out with a foot in the center.  To get equal footing, you gotta fight back from an angle. . .

I like to fianchetto 'cause I live in the ghetto!!!

you just do you and i will do me