A bloke who can't pronounce his H's is up in court being questioned has a victim in a sex assault trial.

The prosecutor asks " Would you please tell the jury what happened when you were using the gentlemans toilets on Clapham common? "

" Certainly sir " says the victim. " I was urinating at the urinals when an and came from around the corner of the cubicle and groped me."

 " Who? Vishy Anand the world chess champion " said the judge.

" No your honour. Sorry, but i have a problem pronouncing my H's. I meant to say a hand!"

that does not make any scense lamo

Well actually it does if you speak proper English and not that strange dialect you yanks come out with. Whats a lamo?

rofl