Chess Limericks

Please feel free to add a chess limerick! 

Here is one i made for my niece:

There was a little girl who played chess

Whose skills, in it, were a terrible mess.

She played with a master,

Which ended in disaster.

After that, to a game, she seldom said yes!

A master in chess I would like to be

but not playing chess its not hard to see

this dream of mine will stay a dream

but silly as it may seem

I still want to become a master

1. f3 e6 2. g4

this opening, i just adore,

when i play as black.

but oh would i crack,

if ever white is my color.

I don't really like your limerick (particularly the word choice), but I do like that the last line rhymes with the first 2 lines (unlike the other one).

LOL

I've posted these in another thread somewhere, but I like them so what the hell, they can go in here as well

There once was a wily tactician

Who got into a winning position.

But then he said "Sh*te,

I've blundered a knight!

I think I need extra tuition."

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A grandmaster wrinkled and frail

Was playing a well-endowed female.

While sneaking a look

He blundered his rook

His features went horribly pale.