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  • 16 months ago · Quote · #121

    11qq11

    ks68cowboy wrote:

    Horrible joke to be told at Christmas time:

    A chess tourname was being held in a hotel.  Afterwards several of the players were gathered at the entrance to the hotel enjoying a cool breeze through the open doors.  All were discussing wins and how a particular fork or gambit turned the game in their favor.  They continually got louder and louder until finally the hotel manager came out yelling at them all to LEAVE,  GET OUT!.  Upon returning to the desk an employee asked the manager why he treated the players so rudely.  The manager replied, "If there is anything I can't stand it is chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

    Tongue Out

  • 16 months ago · Quote · #122

    macer75

     
    The game was originally posted in this thread.
  • 16 months ago · Quote · #123

    11qq11

    SealedSealedSealedSealed

  • 16 months ago · Quote · #124

    Griffalo

    Franken_Berry wrote:

    Borg Queen's are the lame jokes I expected.

    Mr. SquareDealer thanks for a good entry.

    I like Borg Queen's jokes !!

  • 16 months ago · Quote · #125

    macer75

    Griffalo wrote:
    Franken_Berry wrote:

    Borg Queen's are the lame jokes I expected.

    Mr. SquareDealer thanks for a good entry.

    I like Borg Queen's jokes !!

    What are those?

  • 16 months ago · Quote · #126

    falcogrine

    macer75 wrote:
    Griffalo wrote:
    Franken_Berry wrote:

    Borg Queen's are the lame jokes I expected.

    Mr. SquareDealer thanks for a good entry.

    I like Borg Queen's jokes !!

    What are those?

    at the beginning of the thread, someone with a username of borgqueen posted some good jokes.

  • 16 months ago · Quote · #127

    MrKornKid

    I dont get it macer, sorry ?

  • 16 months ago · Quote · #128

    falcogrine

    kornkid, read the letters...

  • 16 months ago · Quote · #129

    BorgQueen

    It's just a juvenile "joke" where the resulting position appears to spell out a dirty word.  You're not missing anything clever.

  • 16 months ago · Quote · #130

    falcogrine

    I think it got a previous thread locked, too.

  • 16 months ago · Quote · #131

    macer75

    falcogrine wrote:

    I think it got a previous thread locked, too.

    The thread was locked because someone spelled the word out in a comment below. If they didn't, the chess.com staff wouldn't get it.

  • 16 months ago · Quote · #132

    falcogrine

    it does take a while to see, but kinda obvious in retrospect

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #133

    macer75

    Aletool wrote:

    I’ve created a chess program that mimics human play” said the computer science major.

    We have that on chess.com already. It's called computer 1-easy.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #134

    falcogrine

    macer75 wrote:
    Aletool wrote:

    I’ve created a chess program that mimics human play” said the computer science major.

    We have that on chess.com already. It's called computer 1-easy.

    what??? no, humans mimic it

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #135

    macer75

    falcogrine wrote:
    macer75 wrote:
    Aletool wrote:

    I’ve created a chess program that mimics human play” said the computer science major.

    We have that on chess.com already. It's called computer 1-easy.

    what??? no, humans mimic it

    I guess that's why so many players have to play on until they are checkmated when they're already down 20 points in material!


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