Eric Scooterpie loved the game of chess, and became the founder of a successful Internet site. He's got the looks, money and fame, but yet is cursed with two minor flaws.... he sucks at chess coupled with an insatiable bloodlust. He must win, but yet he must cut and slash! Eric's plan to tickle both fancies was set in motion. Lure random people into his cellar of horrors and force chess literature on their very souls. " I implore you to learn this game cause in one weeks time u shall play Me! The objective is simple .... You win you live. You lose you die. " hahahahahahaha!

I think I've met that guy, could be almost anyone at the chess club I frequent. Spooky.

Yes indeed.

This movie will be made.

Can't Touch Move This - MC Hammer....... Oops , wrong thread.

I think Matt Damon would fit nicely portraying myself... um.. er, I mean the role of Eric Scooterpie.

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Awesome

I Skipgugg would demand a role as one of Eric's victims after a premature kingside attack stalled. I can scream loud.

chess pieces on his board resemble human bones

Uma Thurman will revive her career as Samantha, a former high school chess champion 20 years prior. They call her Sammie on the streets where she lives as a prostitute. It all has come back to her in the week refresher and Eric cannot beat her. He wants to kill her but she has to lose!!! ..... and he is falling in love. Surprisingly enough, so is she.

Uma has always been a favorite of mine. Not the prettiest or the most talented. I think it's the eyes. The eyes are the gateway to the soul.

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A come hither look, perhaps.

Make a giant chess board like those you'll see in the streets of netherlands and make the person play as the king :P, they lose and "swish... SPLAT!" No more head....

'Twill be the greatest book ever rote!

ouch

One of the classic lines in this movie uttered by Eric after his opponent committed a fatal blunder " I can almost hear your blood pumping, and soon after this mate in 3 I will certainly hear it pumping out of your body! "

hmm...has anyone sent you any game challenges since reading this colorful book idea?

Afaf... Colorful you say? Why yes the signature colors in this masterpiece are white , black , and RED! Btw I approved ur application on becoming a member in my underground chess club. Welcome.

Eric, huh?

Let's see... Underground chess club, chess in prison, now chess sociopath...

U doin' time?