Chuck Norris Joke

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6th October 2008, 01:31pm
#1
by LDSSDL
Tinton Falls United States
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 180

So my friend told me about this t-shirt she saw with a picture of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a chessboard with the quote "Chuck-mate." I dunno if anyone has heard that before but I thought it was hilarious. :-)

6th October 2008, 01:46pm
#2
by Marinox
Pennsylvania United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 50

"Chuck Norris doesn't play chess, he just stares down the opposing king till he lays down."

6th October 2008, 02:15pm
#3
by jaronkovich
qld Australia
Member Since: Aug 2008
Member Points: 413

great,hahahaha

6th October 2008, 02:18pm
#4
by zupampa
Russe Bulgaria
Member Since: Sep 2008
Member Points: 258

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

6th October 2008, 02:28pm
#5
by ahmedeid332003
Egypt
Member Since: Oct 2007
Member Points: 1

im ahmedeid im from egypt i want to meet any one callĀ himself hero in chess

6th October 2008, 11:34pm
#6
by LDSSDL
Tinton Falls United States
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 180
Marinox wrote:

"Chuck Norris doesn't play chess, he just stares down the opposing king till he lays down."


Hahahahaha that's a great one too.

 

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