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Chuck Norris vs Magnus Carlsen


  • 8 months ago · Quote · #81

    varelse1

    nameno1had wrote:

    I once saw Chuck Norris defeat a 3 legged man in an ass kickin contest and he only used his bare hands...I wouldn't dare play him in chess...

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    .Chuck Norris can run a 3 legged race solo.

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  • 8 months ago · Quote · #82

    nameno1had

    I once saw a chess player attempt to mate Chuck Norris with a bishop. Instead of moving the piece to the square when the player reached for it, he promptly began to bow and pray for foregiveness, for even considering going to do it and the bishop became animate and kicked the guy in the ass. It then bowed in a salute to Chuck. Mr Norris won on time that game...

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #83

    Chessgrandmaster2001

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  • 8 months ago · Quote · #84

    varelse1

    When Magnus Carlsen cheats, he refers to Houdini.

    When Houdini cheats, it refers to Chuck Norris!

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #85

    nameno1had

    varelse1 wrote:

    When Magnus Carlsen cheats, he refers to Houdini.

    When Houdini cheats, it refers to Chuck Norris!

    Everyone swears Carlsen picks his moves with Rybka and Anand Houdini. I heard a rumor before this WCC started that Deep Rybka 4 64 bit had beaten Houdini 3.0 64 bit in a match...perhaps that wasn't a rumor ? Surprised

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #86

    Chessgrandmaster2001

    varelse1 wrote:

    When Magnus Carlsen cheats, he refers to Houdini.

    When Houdini cheats, it refers to Chuck Norris!

    Well said.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #87

    nameno1had

    When Chuck Norris cheats, he consults Christie Brinkley...

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #88

    Chessgrandmaster2001

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #89

    macer75

    varelse1 wrote:

    When Magnus Carlsen cheats, he refers to Houdini.

    When Houdini cheats, it refers to Chuck Norris!

    When Chuck Norris cheats, he refers to Sebleb.

    When Chuck Norris wanst to learn how to troll, he consults Macer75.

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #90

    BigDoggProblem

    macer75 wrote:
    varelse1 wrote:

    When Magnus Carlsen cheats, he refers to Houdini.

    When Houdini cheats, it refers to Chuck Norris!

    When Chuck Norris cheats, he refers to Sebleb.

    When Chuck Norris wanst to learn how to troll, he consults Macer75.

    Chuck Norris feeds trolls a steady diet of roundhouse kicks.

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #91

    Chessgrandmaster2001

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  • 11 days ago · Quote · #92

    bulletplayer2004

    Chessgrandmaster2001 wrote:
     


    Calson


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