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I have not get any fresh joke , i still waiting for joks.
OKI, webmaster now I know what you do not reveal your real identity.
What a shame!....
"A Chess game is divided into three stages: the first, when you hope you have the advantage,
the second when you believe that you have an advantage, and the third
… when you know you're going to lose !" - Savielly Tartakower
a better version of the chessnuts joke, imho -
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
ba-dum bum... i'll be here all week...
george costanza before getting mated said to his gf "I tell you what your problem is you brought your queen out too early, do you think she is one of those feminists who likes to get out of the house, noo she is old school, she likes to stay beside her man, make sure he is happy and well served"....and then he got checkmated by his gf and broke up with her because he couldn't be with a girl that beat him in chess :D
I will now flex my brain to create a new chess joke. (edit: more like THREE!)
Why are the Rooks so tough looking?
So nobody suspects they're gay.
Why are the Bishops so fancy looking?
Because they convinced all the pawns to give them their money. Forever!
And my finale...
Why is the White Queen jealous of the Black Queen?
Because the Black King is hung like a Knight.
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