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stringybark
Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."So Colin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Colin! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"Although impressed, Colin's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Colin that he thinks Colin's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Colin says. "President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Colin says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go.At the White House, Clinton spots Colin on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Colin, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Colin, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Colin. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome.Colin and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Colin says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Colin emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Colin returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Colin asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the hell's that on the balcony with Colin?"
ivandh
That's almost worth the time I wasted reading it.
blackfirestorm666
LOL
I was thinking of the robot in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and that was not really his name, only one person called him that and only for a short time.
electricpawn
That robot was funny!
LisaV
He was Colin Powell. :)
Didn't know he moved to Australia.
theoreticalboy
Have I traveled back in time to the 90s again?
We've established a colony. Come join us, the economy's booming!
Well, it appears to be booming anyway.
Did you say a Coliny?
I'm chilling by the non-global-warmed, sparkling clean Lousiana beach while my dot com stocks just keep pouring in. In the news it looks like Russia is a democracy that likes us, and apparently we are not at war with anyone. And fusion is right around the corner!
One little tech bubble and you give up on the whole decade?
LMAO
I give up on all decades I participate in. I have that effect on periods of time, see.
They sure were primitive in those years. We have come so far in faking riches...
I wish I'd spelled it that way
Heh, not half. The clothes were better, though. And the pop music (Bran Van 3000 yeeeaaaah!)
lol, LisaV, never of that, cheers
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