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Funny Chess Jokes


  • 10 days ago · Quote · #101

    MuhammadAreez10

    Is this supposed to be funny?

  • 9 days ago · Quote · #102

    _Jellyfish_

    I haven't laughed yet...

  • 9 days ago · Quote · #103

    WBFISHER

  • 6 days ago · Quote · #104

    shockinn

    ^^ Nice but its possible right?

  • 4 days ago · Quote · #105

    The_Chess_Bishop

    Shockinn, to be clear on my previous joke I made, the third friend mispronounced the words bishop and knight. Please don't tell me this isn't still clear to you.

  • 3 days ago · Quote · #106

    shockinn

    The_Chess_Bishop wrote:

    Shockinn, to be clear on my previous joke I made, the third friend mispronounced the words bishop and knight. Please don't tell me this isn't still clear to you.

    this is your joke :

     

    "2 friends argue about chess. 1 friend was listening but wasn't watching. Friend 1: Hey! Stop with that knight! Friend 2: Stop with that bishop also. Friend 3: What is wrong with putting a bee shop open at night? Friend 1: Dude, me and Friend 2 were playing chess. Friend 3: Oh, sorry I bothered you. Friend 2: So, get the hell outta here!" 


    I was thinking there must be a punchline coming in the last part of the joke but too bad the red part of the joke is completely unnecessary. Despite my best efforts I couldnt comprehend why the red part is kept in the joke. Bit of a dull ending to an already not-so-funny joke.

  • 3 days ago · Quote · #107

    Conflagration_Planet

    Don't get it.

  • 3 days ago · Quote · #108

    Greasedlightnin

    It's a chess joke so the part in red is mandatory.

  • 34 hours ago · Quote · #109

    LoekBergman

    @shockinn: I agree with you. Because English is not my first language I have looked for a while which pun did I miss? I couldn't see any, hence concluded that the level of the pun was too difficult too me.

  • 31 hours ago · Quote · #110

    The_Chess_Bishop

    Some of you understands, some of you doesn't. I'm not even American, British, South African, nor Indian. But I can still comprehend and use English better than my country's local language.

  • 25 hours ago · Quote · #111

    shockinn

    The_Chess_Bishop wrote:

    Some of you understands, some of you doesn't. I'm not even American, British, South African, nor Indian. But I can still comprehend and use English better than my country's local language.

    I comprehend English (or any other subject for that matter) much better than you ever will.

  • 25 hours ago · Quote · #112

    shockinn

    LoekBergman wrote:

    @shockinn: I agree with you. Because English is not my first language I have looked for a while which pun did I miss? I couldn't see any, hence concluded that the level of the pun was too difficult too me.

    Moral of the story : Never understand thyself.

  • 22 hours ago · Quote · #113

    LoekBergman

    @shockinn: nah, that is too easy. In this case would the correct hypotheses be that the last three sentences, half of the joke, could have been left out. But that is against all odds, as that is the first thing a writer of a joke does: leaving everything out that is not relevant and ending with the surprise. If it would have been in Dutch I would have known. I am more modest in English.

    And so I found this joke about chess when looking for something else and what did I see to my surprise? It was at least one sentence too long.

    Really Clever Kid:"Hey, you wanna hear a pun?"
    Really Hot Girl:"Yeah, sure!"
    Really Clever Kid: "What do you call a girl living in the Playboy Mansion of Czechoslovakia?"
    Really Hot Girl: "I.D.K. What?!??!!?"
    Really Clever Kid: "A checkmate!"
    Really Hot Girl: "LOL!!!!!! Lets have sex..."

     

    Let's try to add a joke myself (with the moral of the story in mind):

    What is the similarity between hearing a good pun and seeing a good pin?

     

     

    The other guy is smart.

  • 6 hours ago · Quote · #114

    PerfectConscience

    @MuhammadAreez10:

    Thanks. That was a funny narrative I found somewhere long back.

  • 6 hours ago · Quote · #115

    PerfectConscience

    Pawn is born free, and everywhere he is in chains.


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