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How did I get my wish?
Y O Y does an activity that supposedly is a thinking person's activity draw so many who don't have the ability to grasp the simplest meaning in what other people say?
He means the so called jokes in this thread are so lousy they aren't jokes. Ergo, chess not being joked about.
4 pages of the lamest attempts at humor I've ever read.
Thanks doppel for your attempt to explain my small bon mot to the unenlightened. And once again we can see why the above quote of yours is all too depressingly true: chessplayers as a group generally tend to be about as funny as a cold sore.
My apologies, I was thrown off by the wish bit. Moment of dullness on my end.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess. - Matt Kirshen
Not a knee slapper but this comedian actually sued a beer company for using this joke in a commercial. Cheers.
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say:"What a clever dog!" But the man protests: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
An ancient, ancient joke.
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