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Funny Chess Jokes


  • 4 months ago · Quote · #61

    Snar

    someone asked me this a couple of days ago:

    He had an empty rolling board on a table between us, and asked me "How many white squares are in a chess board?"

    I said 32

    He said nope, flipped the board over, and said 33

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #62

    chesspunk04

    Magnus Carlson just bought himself a new car. It was a Ford Chess.

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #63

    Dooby1

    My latest Lazy Bear Cartoon. For more, see https://www.facebook.com/lazybearcomics

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #64

    mrligit

    I dont get it.

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #65

    mrligit

    Hahaha

    Now I get it

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #66

    mrligit

    mannnnnnnnn

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #67

    chesspunk04

    What is a chess players favourite dinosaur?

    A chessosaurus.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #68

    chesspunk04

    What is a chess players favourite film?

    The chess players.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #69

    shockinn

    mrligit wrote:

    Hahaha

    Now I get it


    I dont. Wat dos it mean?

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #70

    Conflagration_Planet

    stevenhan wrote:

    I was playing a game with a 1100 and he lets me fork his rooks. Shit! He exclaimed. I said, "you should have said that when you saw my rating"

    Only a sicko would want to fork a rook.

     
     
     
  • 8 minutes ago · Quote · #71

    chesspunk04

    " That chess player has got no nose "

    " How does he smell? "

    " Awful !! "


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